cheech and chong quotes

[shadow grinder]

post up any cheech and chong quotes.

my fave is in up in smoke:

drug dealer:{says something like}here have some of this turkish shit..those arabs in turkey make some good smoke.

cheech:arabs?arabs in turkey?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[NPK]

I don't get it.

 

[shadow grinder]

he is saying arabs in turkey?..as in are there arabs in turkey.gotta be there...

 

[ParraEelsNRL]

going of topic here but i'l add this

The best bit in up in smoke was when the sniffer dog carked it when he was sniffing the van :lol:

I was at a hospital in Sydney around 1990 where all the old ppl go.(no im not that old) :lol:

i put the video of up in smoke on for all the old fella's and gals (all high on morphine) :lol:

it really opened my eyes to see these ppl laughing the heads off and saying what a great movie it was :? i expected them all to get the shits, but no they loved it

 

[bulldogs = #1]

hey cheech uhh pass me the bong

those guys are funny

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

Chebornek.

Two fur trappers are walking through the snow covered woods ...
#1: What that?
#2: Dunno. Look like dog shit to me.
#1: Pick up.
#2:*picks up*
#1: Feel like Dog shit?
#2: Yah, feel like dog shit.
#1: Smell.
#2: ugggg *sniffs*
#1: Smell like Dog shit?
#2: Yah, smell like dog shit.
#1: Taste.
#2: Taste???
#1: Taste!
#2: *licks*
#1: Taste like Dog shit?
#2: Yah *splutter*, taste like dog shit.
#1: Good thing we no step in it, let's go eat.

 

[innsaneink]

I started to type out Ralph n Herbie last nite but it just dont do it justice.

 

[Evilgrowler]

f*ck me Alex
f*ck me Alex
f*ck me Alex

 

[shadow grinder]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ..then gets outta the van"i didnt know your name was alex" :lol:

 

[Mr Angry]

Dave's not here!

 

[Mr Angry]

Going downtown gunna see me gal, gunna sing a song, gunna show my dingdong.

 

[Mr Angry]

Heeeyyyy mmaaannn who cut you hair.

 

[RHCP*Auricom]

Meesers Tilbin not at Home.....Youuuuuuu comea back a later witha da soup!!!