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Chloes Team Poem for FFB BB.

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chloe

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I can't think of much else because I haven't really posted here very long. I'll give it a go though.
 

Raider_69

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:lol: :lol:
i vote we elect a new captain
our current captain couldnt organise a root in a brothel with her surgically added penis
 

Raider_69

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no your not, your a shit house captain and if we lose this task i will place the blame squarely at your feet

however that wont happen cause we got a totally cool poem by Mike up
 

chloe

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I normally spend days working on my poems. I'm not used to writing them in such a short period of time.
 

Raider_69

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chloe said:
I normally spend days working on my poems. I'm not used to writing them in such a short period of time.

your the captain, you have a deadline, it must be met, and you claim to have better things to do? captain pfft never have i seen such a gutless captain, the pressure and you run, hide if you will but all that will do is give reason to nominate you.

I will assume duties from here on in as you proven that you not up to the task at hand...

Right, we need Robster and Jess to contribute, then we can throw in a peice of their material and we have ourselves a poem

if they dont i think we should run with Mike Masterpeice
 

Stranger

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If there’s a team I’d like to be in
I like to have a choice.
I would choose this team to be in
And get to use my voice.

the firkin fun bar, its the place to be
it all kicks off with the lovely TB
Matt23 the sh*t, he's where its at
and we cant neglect the man - furrycat

then there is the Legend
In his own mind maybe.
Up against the Robster
Robster will beat him to a tee.

its all happenin here at the firkin fun bar!
22 thousand posts, i speak of raiduh
we got preniers, man he is such a todger
and twizzle-izzle, that old f***in codger

Secondly there is the Stranger
Well to us he’s not,
But there’s nothing more stranger
Than Chippos ranting twat.

the stormer hits the room, undertaker mike
our cpatain, chloe, its a f***in dyke!
no doubt about it, the unit's a gary
hge aint cool and calm like houdini the harry

Now comes Big Mick known to be the nice guy
Well know nice guys come last.
So for the boldly Un-nice Undertaker why
Not just put him out real fast.

Fourthly there is the Melstar V Jess Eel now that’s a fight to see.
They’ll be hanging from the rafter
To see Jess win eazz---aly.

Fithly there is Ms Giggles
Giggleing all the way.
But for the Immortal, victory’s
Just a moment away.

The [furrycat] enclosed in brackets and all
“No match for the Raider that!”
Raiders a foulmouthed, aggressive fighting ball
Back to the catbox……cat


Now to Chloe, our leader
Whose posts are kinda cute.
No (earth needing to call) dork can deceive her
When she’s caring for the blind, deaf, dumb or mute

With furrycat and Feez tellin the jokes, Stranger and Twiz correcting the quotes
Immaturity is frowned upon, but is expected all for fun.
Units senceless sayings get a laugh, the amount he drinks will make u barf. (spelling meaning puke).

Finally madhater the ToiletTrainedHumour leader
Irrelevant he may seemingly be.
His toiletsauce posts don’t really matter
His pet spidergoat wearing a toilet hat ate his monkey.




So you see my friends this BB sit in
That Chloe’s choice team is hot
They will leave team “Toilet hat” shitin
In a constipated squat.

That is the team I’d like to be in
Winners to the end.
I know this poem is sh*t and hopeing
Someone in my team can make amends..

Whether you're in the Person Above You or the "OR" thread
You know that our team are gonna leave the rest for dead"

So whether you're from the Shire or Penruff
You know you're not gonna find people like us

That has imput from those who have posted as of now..... but im having troubbles finishing it.
 

God-King Dean

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I will assume duties from here on in as you proven that you not up to the task at hand...

Well considering the style you have gotten the unofficial captaincy it's more a dictatorship than a leader :x But I like Saddam more than George Bush :lol:

Anyway, well done Stranger, but you should edit my part to

"Whether you're in the Person Above You or the "OR" thread
You know that our team are gonna leave the rest for dead"
 
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