Christmas Ape
Juniors
- Messages
- 277
The Ratings As I See Fit.
N.S.W.
1. Kurt Gidley - 1.6/10
Obviously can't pass left to right just like his 'mentor', Danny Buderus. May well have been in touch with Joey's dealer but given downers in lieu of uppers.
Gets in the way of productive players.
Isn't a captain's date.
2. Jarryd Hayne - 2/10
Along with supercoach Bellamy, thinks he's Origin standard.
Isn't.
3. Michael Jennings - 3/10
Dreadful.
Slow, crap and crap.
4. Jamie Lyon - 6/10
Showed some starch but ultimately failed.
Not wanting to play is the new N.S.W. standard.
5. James MacManus - 1.8/10
Comprehensively shown up to be the Newcastle media beat-up that he is.
Won't be the last.
6. Terry Campese - 8/10
Made to look useless by Kurt Gidley.
Isn't.
7. Peter Wallace - 0.1 /10
Ran on to the field and sang the anthem nicely.
Stank the joint up thereafter.
8. Brent Kite - 2/10
Should never have been selected.
Justified all right-thinking supporter's positions.
Doona soft. Floated into the defence like his surname would suggest.
9. Robbie Farah - .0006/10
One of the worst N.S.W. players of all time.
Let down the 74 members of his family that turned out to support him.
If he threw passes that were as straight as his fringe, maybe N.S.W would've been all right.
10. Luke Bailey - 1/10
Lived up to his nickname - "Bull".
As in bullsh*tedly soft.
11. Ben Creagh - 9/10
Creaght game.
Will rue the day he devoted his career to the Dragons.
12. Luke O'Donnell - ???
O'Doona.
See Brent Kite.
18. Anthony Laffranchi - 0.5/10
La frankly, the worst selection in N.S.W. history.
No form, no class.
Living off past foibles.
14. Craig Wing - 9.8/10
Electronic.
Dick Smith knows less about electronics than Wingy.
Near stole victory from the jaws of ineptness.
15. Justin Poore - .00000002/10
Will be hanging his one and only Origin jersey in the pantry along with a block of Star Foods Blue Cheese.
To compare the stink would be an exercise in futility.
16. Michael Weyman - 5/10
Tried hard.
Failed.
17. Luke Lewis - 7/10
Had his career ruined by Matthew Elliott.
Continued the tradition despite a glorious haircut and the will to succeed.
Qld to follow.
N.S.W.
1. Kurt Gidley - 1.6/10
Obviously can't pass left to right just like his 'mentor', Danny Buderus. May well have been in touch with Joey's dealer but given downers in lieu of uppers.
Gets in the way of productive players.
Isn't a captain's date.
2. Jarryd Hayne - 2/10
Along with supercoach Bellamy, thinks he's Origin standard.
Isn't.
3. Michael Jennings - 3/10
Dreadful.
Slow, crap and crap.
4. Jamie Lyon - 6/10
Showed some starch but ultimately failed.
Not wanting to play is the new N.S.W. standard.
5. James MacManus - 1.8/10
Comprehensively shown up to be the Newcastle media beat-up that he is.
Won't be the last.
6. Terry Campese - 8/10
Made to look useless by Kurt Gidley.
Isn't.
7. Peter Wallace - 0.1 /10
Ran on to the field and sang the anthem nicely.
Stank the joint up thereafter.
8. Brent Kite - 2/10
Should never have been selected.
Justified all right-thinking supporter's positions.
Doona soft. Floated into the defence like his surname would suggest.
9. Robbie Farah - .0006/10
One of the worst N.S.W. players of all time.
Let down the 74 members of his family that turned out to support him.
If he threw passes that were as straight as his fringe, maybe N.S.W would've been all right.
10. Luke Bailey - 1/10
Lived up to his nickname - "Bull".
As in bullsh*tedly soft.
11. Ben Creagh - 9/10
Creaght game.
Will rue the day he devoted his career to the Dragons.
12. Luke O'Donnell - ???
O'Doona.
See Brent Kite.
18. Anthony Laffranchi - 0.5/10
La frankly, the worst selection in N.S.W. history.
No form, no class.
Living off past foibles.
14. Craig Wing - 9.8/10
Electronic.
Dick Smith knows less about electronics than Wingy.
Near stole victory from the jaws of ineptness.
15. Justin Poore - .00000002/10
Will be hanging his one and only Origin jersey in the pantry along with a block of Star Foods Blue Cheese.
To compare the stink would be an exercise in futility.
16. Michael Weyman - 5/10
Tried hard.
Failed.
17. Luke Lewis - 7/10
Had his career ruined by Matthew Elliott.
Continued the tradition despite a glorious haircut and the will to succeed.
Qld to follow.