Christmas Ape's N.S.W. Origin Rundown

[Christmas Ape]

The Ratings As I See Fit.

N.S.W.

1. Kurt Gidley - 1.6/10
Obviously can't pass left to right just like his 'mentor', Danny Buderus. May well have been in touch with Joey's dealer but given downers in lieu of uppers.
Gets in the way of productive players.
Isn't a captain's date.

2. Jarryd Hayne - 2/10
Along with supercoach Bellamy, thinks he's Origin standard.
Isn't.

3. Michael Jennings - 3/10
Dreadful.
Slow, crap and crap.

4. Jamie Lyon - 6/10
Showed some starch but ultimately failed.
Not wanting to play is the new N.S.W. standard.

5. James MacManus - 1.8/10
Comprehensively shown up to be the Newcastle media beat-up that he is.
Won't be the last.

6. Terry Campese - 8/10
Made to look useless by Kurt Gidley.
Isn't.

7. Peter Wallace - 0.1 /10
Ran on to the field and sang the anthem nicely.
Stank the joint up thereafter.

8. Brent Kite - 2/10
Should never have been selected.
Justified all right-thinking supporter's positions.
Doona soft. Floated into the defence like his surname would suggest.

9. Robbie Farah - .0006/10
One of the worst N.S.W. players of all time.
Let down the 74 members of his family that turned out to support him.
If he threw passes that were as straight as his fringe, maybe N.S.W would've been all right.

10. Luke Bailey - 1/10
Lived up to his nickname - "Bull".
As in bullsh*tedly soft.

11. Ben Creagh - 9/10
Creaght game.
Will rue the day he devoted his career to the Dragons.

12. Luke O'Donnell - ???
O'Doona.
See Brent Kite.

18. Anthony Laffranchi - 0.5/10
La frankly, the worst selection in N.S.W. history.
No form, no class.
Living off past foibles.

14. Craig Wing - 9.8/10
Electronic.
Dick Smith knows less about electronics than Wingy.
Near stole victory from the jaws of ineptness.

15. Justin Poore - .00000002/10
Will be hanging his one and only Origin jersey in the pantry along with a block of Star Foods Blue Cheese.
To compare the stink would be an exercise in futility.

16. Michael Weyman - 5/10
Tried hard.
Failed.

17. Luke Lewis - 7/10
Had his career ruined by Matthew Elliott.
Continued the tradition despite a glorious haircut and the will to succeed.


Qld to follow.

 

[birdsteeth]

Well done, Christmas Ape. You summed up N.S.W's inept performance perfect like. If Craig Wing hadn'tve come on, QLD would've won by 12. Tries.

 

[petetheileet]

lol lewis and creagh were prob our best, but gee ur a tough judge

 

[birdsteeth]

You forgot to rate player # 0.01, Craig Belamy.
He gould've coached them better. As in, nothing like Gould've coached them, but more like a QLD coach would've. Mal Meninga wouldn't have had any St George or Tigers players in the side, or Newcastle players in there either. Please.

 

[birdsteeth]

The Ratings As I See Fit.

N.S.W.

1. Kurt Gidley - 1.6/10
Obviously can't pass left to right just like his 'mentor', Danny Buderus. May well have been in touch with Joey's dealer but given downers in lieu of uppers.
Gets in the way of productive players.
Isn't a captain's date.

2. Jarryd Hayne - 2/10
Along with supercoach Bellamy, thinks he's Origin standard.
Isn't.

3. Michael Jennings - 3/10
Dreadful.
Slow, crap and crap.

4. Jamie Lyon - 6/10
Showed some starch but ultimately failed.
Not wanting to play is the new N.S.W. standard.

5. James MacManus - 1.8/10
Comprehensively shown up to be the Newcastle media beat-up that he is.
Won't be the last.

6. Terry Campese - 8/10
Made to look useless by Kurt Gidley.
Isn't.

7. Peter Wallace - 0.1 /10
Ran on to the field and sang the anthem nicely.
Stank the joint up thereafter.

8. Brent Kite - 2/10
Should never have been selected.
Justified all right-thinking supporter's positions.
Doona soft. Floated into the defence like his surname would suggest.

9. Robbie Farah - .0006/10
One of the worst N.S.W. players of all time.
Let down the 74 members of his family that turned out to support him.
If he threw passes that were as straight as his fringe, maybe N.S.W would've been all right.

10. Luke Bailey - 1/10
Lived up to his nickname - "Bull".
As in bullsh*tedly soft.

11. Ben Creagh - 9/10
Creaght game.
Will rue the day he devoted his career to the Dragons.

12. Luke O'Donnell - ???
O'Doona.
See Brent Kite.

18. Anthony Laffranchi - 0.5/10
La frankly, the worst selection in N.S.W. history.
No form, no class.
Living off past foibles.

14. Craig Wing - 9.8/10
Electronic.
Dick Smith knows less about electronics than Wingy.
Near stole victory from the jaws of ineptness.

15. Justin Poore - .00000002/10
Will be hanging his one and only Origin jersey in the pantry along with a block of Star Foods Blue Cheese.
To compare the stink would be an exercise in futility.

16. Michael Weyman - 5/10
Tried hard.
Failed.

17. Luke Lewis - 7/10
Had his career ruined by Matthew Elliott.
Continued the tradition despite a glorious haircut and the will to succeed.


Qld to follow.

 

[8Ball]

Campese 8/10..lol I don't know why I found that the funniest thing of the whole post. Good post regardless.

 

[Christmas Ape]

Campese 8/10..lol I don't know why I found that the funniest thing of the whole post. Good post regardless.

Campo rules the school, 8ball.
It's not funny.

Thanks for the encouragement though.

 

[millersnose]

2. Jarryd Hayne - 2/10
Along with supercoach Bellamy, thinks he's Origin standard.
Isn't.

i am not a big fn of hayne but i thought he was the nsw backline best player...by a long long way

 

[Rastus_in_Melbourne]

No creativity in NSW, never looked like crossing the Qld line, took forward passes and bounces to even make the game look close.

 

[_Johnsy]

1. Kurt Gidley - 4/10 Consider Hayne to F/Back
2. Jarryd Hayne - 7/10
3. Michael Jennings - 5/10 deserves another chance
4. Jamie Lyon - 6/10 Unsure if we keep him in, I'd consider Lawrence if he's fit.
5. James MacManus - 4/10 Monagahan, nuff said
6. Terry Campese - 8/10
7. Peter Wallace -4 /10 Shocking kicking game, Mullen in
8. Brent Kite - 3/10 Can he run withany less intensity
9. Robbie Farah - 3/10 give him another chance behind a forward pack that will run it hard.
10. Luke Bailey - 3/10 should not get another chance
11. Ben Creagh - 9/10 top 1st effort
12. Luke O'Donnell - 7.5/10 one of the better forwards
18. Anthony Laffranchi - 5/10 average game
14. Craig Wing - 8/10
15. Justin Poore - 6.5/10 played ok, I'd give him another chance
16. Michael Weyman - 7/10 carried the ball well.
17. Luke Lewis - 6.5/10 must be considered for the run on side.

 

[Joe's Magpies]

The Ratings As I See Fit.

N.S.W.

1. Kurt Gidley - 1.6/10
Obviously can't pass left to right just like his 'mentor', Danny Buderus. May well have been in touch with Joey's dealer but given downers in lieu of uppers.
Gets in the way of productive players.
Isn't a captain's date.

2. Jarryd Hayne - 2/10
Along with supercoach Bellamy, thinks he's Origin standard.
Isn't.

3. Michael Jennings - 3/10
Dreadful.
Slow, crap and crap.

4. Jamie Lyon - 6/10
Showed some starch but ultimately failed.
Not wanting to play is the new N.S.W. standard.

5. James MacManus - 1.8/10
Comprehensively shown up to be the Newcastle media beat-up that he is.
Won't be the last.

6. Terry Campese - 8/10
Made to look useless by Kurt Gidley.
Isn't.

7. Peter Wallace - 0.1 /10
Ran on to the field and sang the anthem nicely.
Stank the joint up thereafter.

8. Brent Kite - 2/10
Should never have been selected.
Justified all right-thinking supporter's positions.
Doona soft. Floated into the defence like his surname would suggest.

9. Robbie Farah - .0006/10
One of the worst N.S.W. players of all time.
Let down the 74 members of his family that turned out to support him.
If he threw passes that were as straight as his fringe, maybe N.S.W would've been all right.

10. Luke Bailey - 1/10
Lived up to his nickname - "Bull".
As in bullsh*tedly soft.

11. Ben Creagh - 9/10
Creaght game.
Will rue the day he devoted his career to the Dragons.

12. Luke O'Donnell - ???
O'Doona.
See Brent Kite.

18. Anthony Laffranchi - 0.5/10
La frankly, the worst selection in N.S.W. history.
No form, no class.
Living off past foibles.

14. Craig Wing - 9.8/10
Electronic.
Dick Smith knows less about electronics than Wingy.
Near stole victory from the jaws of ineptness.

15. Justin Poore - .00000002/10
Will be hanging his one and only Origin jersey in the pantry along with a block of Star Foods Blue Cheese.
To compare the stink would be an exercise in futility.

16. Michael Weyman - 5/10
Tried hard.
Failed.

17. Luke Lewis - 7/10
Had his career ruined by Matthew Elliott.
Continued the tradition despite a glorious haircut and the will to succeed.


Qld to follow.

One of the worst soo player of all time. You have no clue. He was one of NSW best. As the your name suggests you are a complete baboon. Go and craw back in our hole loser.