Commandments of Rugby League

[Jason Maher]

Thou shalt bow down at the feet of TheDugan.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

thou shalt not score a legitimate try if skeepe is watching

 

[jk13]

thou shalt not stay in canberra if good

 

[Springs]

Thou shalt not offer Chris Sandow $550,000

 

[BDR]

Thou shalt not attempt a try in golden point

 

[Mick111]

Thou shalt honour thy contract............. unless thier is an opportunity for an upgrage elsewhere

 

[Mr Saab]

Thou shalt not play Daley Copley and Lachlan Maranta at the same time.....ef that......at any time.

Thou shalt not push Justin Hodges and then run away

 

[ek999]

Thou shalt not join the Epic Bender Crew

 

[Noname36]

Thou shalt not question Kurt Gidley as the true God of Rugby League.

 

[LineBall]

Thou shalt not feed the ball into the middle of the scrum.

Thou shalt not push in the scrum.

Thou shalt not win a scrum against the feed, and if you do, thou shalt have to repack the scrum.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Thou shalt no make a linebreak if your name is ashton sims
Thou shalt not score off linebreaks when i have cash on overs for your team total
Thou shalt not make brisbane play on monday nights
Thou shalt not sent billy slater to the judiciary
That shalt not push the "try" button for nth qld if they are playing in sydney

 

[betcats]

Thou shall not create any space for outside players if named Luke Walsh
Thou shall kick early and ofter straight to Uate if named Luke Walsh
Thou shall not give a f**k about being benched and getting flogged if named Luke Walsh
Thou shall not string more then 4 good performances together if you are the Panthers.
Thou shall not wear the same jersey twice if you are the Panthers.
Thou shall not worry about silly things like missed tackles, dropped ball or even the score if you are the Panthers.

 

[bubs]

Thou shall NOT hire Stephen Dank in any capacity ever again.
Thou shall NOT support St Merge.
Thou shall NOT count 'pet membership' as part of your all round membership numbers.

 

[mongoose]

thou shalt not kick into open space if thy name is McCrone

 

[macnaz]

Thou shalt not fly when its raining.

 

[Bgoodorgoodatit]

thou shalt complete your set after scoring points

thou shalt not give away penalties on the 4th or 5th tackle

thou shalt L0L@$oUfF$

 

[BuffaloRules]

Thou shalt not covet slow Wests Tigers outside backs if you are the Cronulla Sharks coach.

Thou shalt not pick a winger on the bench unless your name is Timothy Sheens.

 

[thorson1987]

Thou shalt not get repeat sets if thy name is Mitchell pearce

 

[Puntastic]

Thou Shall not so much as think about looking at Billy Slater like you might contemplate tackling him maybe.

Thou shall not bring back the biff unless thy name is Gidley.

 

[Puntastic]

Thou Shalt grow old and go to Newcastle, "where careers go do die".