Confirmed Signings

[Vic Mackey]

What about the tank commander?

Moses?

Meh i Hated him for years. The last 3 years though I have too much hate for my own team to focus it on other players.

 

[moffla]

Media really know sweet f**k all, don't they? Hoops and Buzz "I'm hearing" Rothfield had him penned in for the Dogs.

Welcome Stefano!

 

[JamesRustle]

Utoikamanu joins Melbourne Storm

Melbourne Storm will welcome Stefano Utoikamanu to its NRL squad from 2025 after the front-rower signed a three-year contract until the end of 2027.

www.melbournestorm.com.au

How many contracts has he signed? They still going with multiple?

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Give him 12 months.

It’s f**ked because he’s a talent. You know some richer club with get him but he’s one I’m hoping you can build around.

 

[dogslife]

Its cold in Melbourne Stefano. And there are Marxists there.

Should have gone to the Dogs or Eels and strengthened the Western Sydney teams.

Technically he's colonising Melbourne, and therefore will become public enemy number one with "girls" who haven't shaved their armpits since Ukraine was invaded