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COREY NORMAN IS A MYTH

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F**k gravity.

What has it done for me lately? F**ken nuthin'

9.8m/s^2 of complete plop!!

gravity is what stops us all from being tossed off the planet like ball bearings in a blender by centrifugal force from the earth spinning

THAT'S what gravity has done for you
 
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Gravity also stops the murderous creatures that live at the centre of the Earth from tunneling out and killing us all. And it's what makes it fun to corner in a sports car.
 

Poupou Escobar

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What about centripetal acceleration? Why haven't I heard anything about that since high school? Has it been debunked?
 

Forest Gymp

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The only way Normie could get his jersey dirty is in the warm up i hear he goes hard in the warm up and if somebody else wears it
 

Poupou Escobar

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Norman was second for running metres amongst all halves. Maybe if he got tackled more often he would have a dirtier jersey but then he wouldn't have made so many metres.
 

strider

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Im assuming the normal PNG national team was mostly in queensland for the intrust cup thingy
 

Gary Gutful

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The only way Normie could get his jersey dirty is in the warm up i hear he goes hard in the warm up and if somebody else wears it
Norman was second for running metres amongst all halves. Maybe if he got tackled more often he would have a dirtier jersey but then he wouldn't have made so many metres.
Ping @Forest Gymp

What do you have to say in response? You want him to make less metres?

Do you? Huh? Huh?

D'y....oh, f**ken forget it...
 

Gary Gutful

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If it wasn't for the Gymp, I wouldn't have realised how clean Normie's jersey is and therefore how solid a ball runner he is.
 

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