COREY NORMAN IS A MYTH

[Hawkins]

I was thunderstruck by the score. It might not have been all Mr Punchableface's fault but congrats to the cowboys. They stopped the eels abomination. The natural order is restored.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Bringing Moses in mid-season was great for the team but seemed to hurt Norman's form. A full off season should fix that.

Norman's hamstring injury probably hobbled him too.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

No surprises. Baz and ...loser baby are two of the biggest tight arses going around.

I bought ...loser baby a rum and coke once and he asked for it in a pint glass.

And without the coke.

 

[Forest Gymp]

I reckon hes just not as good as we thought, promises the world rarely delivers how can they talk of him as a SOO player hed be a speed hump

 

[Bazal]

No surprises. Baz and ...loser baby are two of the biggest tight arses going around.

I bought ...loser baby a rum and coke once and he asked for it in a pint glass.

In fairness a pint glass is the appropriate sized receptacle for most alcoholic beverages

 

[Gary Gutful]

I reckon hes just not as good as we thought, promises the world rarely delivers how can they talk of him as a SOO player hed be a speed hump

We get it mate. You don't like him.

 

[Gary Gutful]

In fairness a pint glass is the appropriate sized receptacle for most alcoholic beverages

Not when he's buying them for me.

 

[Bazal]

Not when he's buying them for me.

That's because the best receptacle for ultra-hipster four million IBU wild fermented black rice IPAs is a steampunk adjustable thimble

 

[Forty20]

Well shit I don't know about anyone else but I am f**king proud that the effort of ours boys this year has managed to reel in this amount of trolls after last night. It feels good to be back.

 

[Gary Gutful]

When the trolls are replyin'
We're electrifyin'
Parra Clap Clap Clap
Parra Clap Clap Clap

 

[Bazal]

I particularly enjoy the ones who try to pass themselves off as Eels fans despite having a clear indication that they are not in their signatures

 

[hineyrulz]

Well shit I don't know about anyone else but I am f**king proud that the effort of ours boys this year has managed to reel in this amount of trolls after last night. It feels good to be back.

Yep being hated is much worse than being pitied, onwards and upwards from here. Hopefully we can continue to ad to the team in the offseason.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Even if we don't bring in any more top 17 players we have plenty of young and inexperienced blokes who will be better for the run and another off season. Eleven of our squad just played in their first finals series. We were behind the eight ball as soon as the finals started.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Yeah, I'm reasonably confident we won't be shit.

 

[chiefy1]

Norman has obviously been hampered by injury, you'd have to be the absolute dope of all dopes not to see this.

I'm astonished by the amount of two bit dopes on sites like these and 1 e e aswell

 

[Bazal]

Norman has obviously been hampered by injury, you'd have to be the absolute dope of all dopes not to see this.

I'm astonished by the amount of two bit dopes on sites like these and 1 e e aswell

Are you? Are you really?

I mean, you clearly post on both, so.....

 

[hineyrulz]

Norman has obviously been hampered by injury, you'd have to be the absolute dope of all dopes not to see this.

I'm astonished by the amount of two bit dopes on sites like these and 1 e e aswell

And you are hampered by an extra chromosome, doesn't stop you having a crack mate.

 

[Forest Gymp]

WE as parrasite fans are a solid bunchand Bazal sorry i cant make you and and your sisters wedding anniversary such a lovelly couple....what am i thinking you cant get married till your 16 oh well couple years off yet good luck with the acne. The only injury Normie has to worry about is the heartlage oh and of course the deviated septum what with all the white stuff the good news is at least youll save money from not having to wash his jumper

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

WE as parrasite fans are a solid bunchand Bazal sorry i cant make you and and your sisters wedding anniversary such a lovelly couple....what am i thinking you cant get married till your 16 oh well couple years off yet good luck with the acne. The only injury Normie has to worry about is the heartlage oh and of course the deviated septum what with all the white stuff the good news is at least youll save money from not having to wash his jumper

How do you misspell 'gimp'?

 

[Bazal]

WE as parrasite fans are a solid bunchand Bazal sorry i cant make you and and your sisters wedding anniversary such a lovelly couple....what am i thinking you cant get married till your 16 oh well couple years off yet good luck with the acne.

Naww, what matters is that you tried.

Everyone knows I only have brothers. And they're all hideously deformed monsters thanks to a fault in the cloning process.

I think one of them plays for Penrith actually.