Crappy Grand Final entertainment

[Twizzle]

Should've booked Clint Dogg

I think even the NRL could afford him

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Amy Shark is doing Clint Dogg covers.

 

[shear_joy9]

Ten people in some zorb balls running at each other. Cheap and entertaining.

Or Darius doing laps of the ground showing off the spoon while being carried by a crying Alex Glenn and Brodie Croft

 

[Homo man69]

Angry Anderson “bound for glory” followed by “suddenly” with smith and vonny walking down the tunnel.

That would seriously be better than Amy Shark. Atleast people would be singing along. It’s looks good when the camera pans out to the crowd and people are bopping about. This year people are just going to be looking at their phones or not even taking notice.

 

[Homo man69]

All I’m asking for is a performance with a catalogue. Could be the god dam Radiators or Metal as Anything for all I care. Those acts would be cheaper than Amy Shark.

 

[wittyfan]

Macklemore is still the highlight in recent years.

 

[unforgiven]

There were only two options, and we secured neither:

Tina Turner
ACDC

How would they get into the country?

 

[unforgiven]

All I’m asking for is a performance with a catalogue. Could be the god dam Radiators or Metal as Anything for all I care. Those acts would be cheaper than Amy Shark.

Greedy Smith died and Martin Plaza hasn't toured in 5 years so I doubt they would be available.

 

[RedVDave]

because Superbowl.

The NRL blindly follow the Americans, no idea why. They even named some NRL teams after NFL teams

Golden point and we now refer to the semis as playoffs.

 

[Fangs]

How would they get into the country?

Scomo would allow it he is a league man.

Or get a hologram.

 

[Captain Apollo]

That would seriously be better than Amy Shark. Atleast people would be singing along. It’s looks good when the camera pans out to the crowd and people are bopping about. This year people are just going to be looking at their phones or not even taking notice.

That's what people said in 2013 with Ricky Martin and Jessica Mauboy. As someone who was there it most certainly was not the case.

 

[kdalymc]

Sharks songs are catchy enough, certainly not bangers like an NRL Grand final needs, but the lyrics sound like they've been written by an eight-year-old and has anyone here seen her dance.....I will try and find the gif

 

[GongPanther]

Lets have more of this

Wasn't his fault some dumb imbecile forgot to plug in the electrics.

 

[GongPanther]

You're getting old, man.

We all are.

For the 1/2 time entertainment, I propose:

1/ Long range spitting contests

2/ Gum-boot throwing

3/ Egg & Spoon races.

4/ Greased pig chased by the kids.

And/or:

 

[Twizzle]

Golden point and we now refer to the semis as playoffs.

I remember Lozza commentating years ago and he referred to back rowers, or edge forwards, as wide receivers.

 

[Twizzle]

We all are.

For the 1/2 time entertainment, I propose:

1/ Long range spitting contests

2/ Gum-boot throwing

3/ Egg & Spoon races.

4/ Greased pig chased by the kids.

And/or:

see, I'd rather watch that than Amy Shark

at least we could have a laugh

 

[GongPanther]

Chisel? No
Midnight oil? f**k no


Let’s get all the remaining cheer squads to have a dance off. I will volunteer to choose the outfits

You meant something like this?

 

[Brutus]

Every year some bogan brings it up

I would rather listen to Dan Ginnane losing control of his bowels in the stall next to me after eating 38 bowls of Sichuan hotpot than listen to an ancient Jimmy Barnes incoherently make random shrieking sounds like a howler monkey with a pissed of centipede in its sphincter.

Move the f**k on, it's not 1982

Lol

Fully agree.

 

[GongPanther]

Every year some bogan brings it up

I would rather listen to Dan Ginnane losing control of his bowels in the stall next to me after eating 38 bowls of Sichuan hotpot than listen to an ancient Jimmy Barnes incoherently make random shrieking sounds like a howler monkey with a pissed of centipede in its sphincter.

Move the f**k on, it's not 1982

LOL!

 

[gerg]

Golden point and we now refer to the semis as playoffs.

I cringe everytime I hear 'playoffs' when referencing rugby league.