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Crappy Grand Final entertainment

Discussion in 'NRL' started by Homo man69, Oct 20, 2020.

  1. Twizzle

    Twizzle Administrator Staff Member

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    I think even the NRL could afford him
     
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  2. AlwaysGreen

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    Amy Shark is doing Clint Dogg covers.
     
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    Ten people in some zorb balls running at each other. Cheap and entertaining.

    Or Darius doing laps of the ground showing off the spoon while being carried by a crying Alex Glenn and Brodie Croft
     
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  4. Homo man69

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    That would seriously be better than Amy Shark. Atleast people would be singing along. It’s looks good when the camera pans out to the crowd and people are bopping about. This year people are just going to be looking at their phones or not even taking notice.
     
  5. Homo man69

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    All I’m asking for is a performance with a catalogue. Could be the god dam Radiators or Metal as Anything for all I care. Those acts would be cheaper than Amy Shark.
     
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    Macklemore is still the highlight in recent years.
     
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    How would they get into the country?
     
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    Greedy Smith died and Martin Plaza hasn't toured in 5 years so I doubt they would be available.
     
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    Golden point and we now refer to the semis as playoffs.
     
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    Scomo would allow it he is a league man.

    Or get a hologram.
     
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    That's what people said in 2013 with Ricky Martin and Jessica Mauboy. As someone who was there it most certainly was not the case.
     
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    Sharks songs are catchy enough, certainly not bangers like an NRL Grand final needs, but the lyrics sound like they've been written by an eight-year-old and has anyone here seen her dance.....I will try and find the gif
     
  13. GongPanther

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    Wasn't his fault some dumb imbecile forgot to plug in the electrics.
     
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  14. GongPanther

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    We all are.

    For the 1/2 time entertainment, I propose:

    1/ Long range spitting contests

    2/ Gum-boot throwing

    3/ Egg & Spoon races.

    4/ Greased pig chased by the kids.

    And/or:

     
  15. Twizzle

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    I remember Lozza commentating years ago and he referred to back rowers, or edge forwards, as wide receivers.
     
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  16. Twizzle

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    see, I'd rather watch that than Amy Shark

    at least we could have a laugh
     
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  17. GongPanther

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    You meant something like this?

     
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    Lol

    Fully agree.
     
  19. GongPanther

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    LOL!
     
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    I cringe everytime I hear 'playoffs' when referencing rugby league.
     
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