Create your ultimate plodder

[Penrose Warrior]

Pass : Isaac de Gois (especially right)

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Remove Hayne and just do genetic experiments with the rest of that Parramatta team. You'll get your plodder.

This

 

[DURRRHURRR]

why so much effort when Darcy Lussick exists, not perfect but close enough to the ultimate plodder that its not worth the effort to better it

 

[Dufmack]

I would give this plodder Ryan Morgan's haircut,

Clint Gutherson must be the style of choice. Or maybe DCE's mohawk in 2013?

 

[roofromoz]

Surely the skills or somethingarather of Joe Williams should be in the mix.

Surely he is an ultimate plodder - bad enough to be dropped after 1 match in a Matty Elliott coached team.

 

[Marshall_magic]

why so much effort when Darcy Lussick exists, not perfect but close enough to the ultimate plodder that its not worth the effort to better it

Did Ricky/Kearney pay overs to bring him in? The only thing of note he has done in first grade was throw some cheap shots in the Brookevale Brawl.

 

[perverse]

The Newcastle Special.

Hands - Richie Fa'aoso
Strength - Luke Walsh
Vision - Sean Rudder
Kicking game - Kurt Gidley
Heart - Dan Tolar
Brain - BJ Leilua
Footwork - Tony Butterfield
Durabilty - Darren Albert
Speed - Matt Parsons
Passing - Junior Sau
Fend - Scott Dureau

 

[Dave_]

The Newcastle Special.

Hands - Richie Fa'aoso
Strength - Luke Walsh
Vision - Sean Rudder
Kicking game - Kurt Gidley
Heart - Dan Tolar
Brain - BJ Leilua
Footwork - Tony Butterfield
Durabilty - Darren Albert
Speed - Matt Parsons
Passing - Junior Sau
Fend - Scott Dureau

Ugh! Please, never breathe life into this abomination!

 

[veggiepatch1959]

The Newcastle Special.

Hands - Richie Fa'aoso
Strength - Luke Walsh
Vision - Sean Rudder
Kicking game - Kurt Gidley
Heart - Dan Tolar
Brain - BJ Leilua
Footwork - Tony Butterfield
Durabilty - Darren Albert
Speed - Matt Parsons
Passing - Junior Sau
Fend - Scott Dureau

Needs more Kirk Reynoldson.

 

[Murf]

Mike Cartlon
Wazn
Phil Rothfield
Buddy Frankfurt
Sam Plodkins
Kerrin Mcevoy
Bernard Tomic
Sam Worthington
The Real Housewives of Melbourne


You put all that together and i doubt your even getting that thing to the starting gate on time.

Hahahahahahaha

 

[kia ora storm]

Decision making - Ben Roberts
Hands - Ben Roberts
Positional Sense - Ben Roberts
Kicking - Ben Roberts

 

[POPEYE]

Ben is a gremlin

 

[u4er]

The Ultimate Frankenplod.

Brain - Mitchell Pearce
Heart - Tony Williams
Size - Ben Barba
Strength - Martin Kennedy
Toughness - Ben Creagh
Speed - Jack Reed
Passing - Josh Hoffman
Kicking - Benji Marshall
Tackling - Jonathan Thurston
Consistency - Chris Sandow
Injury Resistance - James Tedesco
Discipline - Jared Waerea-Hargreaves
Ref Communication - Michael Ennis
Sportsmanship - Josh Reynolds

 

[Sea_Eagles_Rock]

A true plodder lacks enthusiasm, passion and drive. He is the last back on side... The guy who stands next to the workhorse of the team to ensure the ball never comes to him. He never sprints, just jogs. He offloads before the line to avoid being tackled. He goes down injured at the end of games to get through the shower first.

 

[dragon_around]

What would this plodder look like, Brett Hodgson?

 

[roofromoz]

Apparently Penrith is full of them!

Not often does the word ‘swagger’ find its way into the lexicon when analysing the NRL’s mountain men. With one of the league’s more uncompromising game plans, they have plodders all over the park – from Nigel Plum, Sam McKendry and Tim Grant in the middle out to winger Josh Mansour, who currently sits third league-wide in metres per game.

But there is one man who makes it up in droves. Arguably Penrith’s most important player, eccentric hooker James Segeyaro breaks the mould and is widely considered the league’s form No. 9.

*snip*

http://www.nrl.com/cowboys-aim-to-silence-segeyaro-swagger/tabid/10874/newsid/81102/default.aspx

 

[Cartman]

Looks wise you would have to go with a Morris or Dave Taylor type of head wouldn't you? Perhaps with a George Rose body?

 

[Penrose Warrior]

Apparently Penrith is full of them!



http://www.nrl.com/cowboys-aim-to-silence-segeyaro-swagger/tabid/10874/newsid/81102/default.aspx

The others I can cop but Mansour a plodder...that's a new one. Third in the comp for metres gained and he's a plodder.

 

[soc123_au]

Apparently Penrith is full of them!



http://www.nrl.com/cowboys-aim-to-silence-segeyaro-swagger/tabid/10874/newsid/81102/default.aspx

I saw that this morning. My first thought was that the Journo had spent a bit of time on LU, but has gotten confused on the meaning of Plodder. Mansour & Plod dont go together. The others are Starchy at worst.

 

[Feej]

Frankencoach

Shane Flanagan
Ricky Stuart
Steve Price
Paul Langmack