Cricket Crap

[AlwaysGreen]

Not sure what purpose it does playing him in a useless t20 tournament anyway. More attendance from the gay community??

Show off his levers to Haynetrain

 

[TheParraboy]

Australian T20 squad: David Warner (captain), Aaron Finch, Ashton Agar, Alex Carey, Ben Dwarshuis, Travis Head, Chris Lynn, Glenn Maxwell, Kane Richardson, D'Arcy Short, Billy Stanlake, Marcus Stoinis, Andrew Tye, Adam Zampa


Head lucky to be there, Thought Maddinson unlucky, he ha s been in far better form than Head in the t20

Not sure about Dwarshius

Other than that, the squad picks themselves


http://www.news.com.au/sport/cricke...a/news-story/34dbf890308086ddfbda1151c4ba2b83

 

[King hit]

Has anyone seen the footage from a twenty20 game in the UAE where a team was bowled out for 46 chasing 130 odd for victory with every batsman being out run out or stumped.

Obviously match fixing

 

[TheParraboy]

Has anyone seen the footage from a twenty20 game in the UAE where a team was bowled out for 46 chasing 130 odd for victory with every batsman being out run out or stumped.

Obviously match fixing

Never heard or seen that

But yes very dodgy. You wouldn't want to be the only bloke out caught or bowled in that side id imagine

 

[Twizzle]

its was so obvious, no wonder its under investigation

some of the batsmen look like they couldn't run 20 metres the fat f**ks

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-01-...league-icc-match-fixing-investigation/9377680

 

[TheParraboy]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-01-31/uae-ipl-match-fixing/9378020

Here are the wickets

Some of those stumpings are pathetic and blatant

the last run out was the worst, they only started running (slowling jogging) when the fielder had the ball and was like only 15-20 metres away

 

[Twizzle]

The Rug has pulled up the stumps.

http://www.cricket.com.au/news/doug...nsw-blues-former-australian-bowler/2018-02-05

Bollinger calls time on cricket career
NSW paceman and former Australian quick announces retirement from all forms of the game

 

[Timbo]

Always loved the rug.

Absolutely criminal how his test career ended. Picked when still injured, then dumped for not being able to hit the 140k mark. As Punter said in his book 'I guess the selectors thought he'd regain his fitness on the flight from Sydney to Adelaide'.

 

[Bazal]

Always loved the rug.

Absolutely criminal how his test career ended. Picked when still injured, then dumped for not being able to hit the 140k mark. As Punter said in his book 'I guess the selectors thought he'd regain his fitness on the flight from Sydney to Adelaide'.

He was an Andy Bichel type. Or Siddle but good. Always gave 100% no matter how many overs he'd already bowled or the state of the game. Big fan

 

[TheParraboy]

Always loved the rug.

Absolutely criminal how his test career ended. Picked when still injured, then dumped for not being able to hit the 140k mark. As Punter said in his book 'I guess the selectors thought he'd regain his fitness on the flight from Sydney to Adelaide'.

Should never have played in that Adelaide test

That ashes series 2010/11 had so many wrongs about it before during and after. Deserved to get thumped

 

[Twizzle]

Always loved the rug.

Absolutely criminal how his test career ended. Picked when still injured, then dumped for not being able to hit the 140k mark. As Punter said in his book 'I guess the selectors thought he'd regain his fitness on the flight from Sydney to Adelaide'.

and if that were the no show he would have winged like a stuck pig, instead he just went back to the Blues and bowled his arse off

 

[hineyrulz]

Would of played more for Aus If he was one of Ricky’s bum boys.

 

[Meth]

I remember he and Harris destroying us on Harris' test debut. Bollinger in particular destroyed us

 

[TheParraboy]

Averaged 25.92 S/R 48.00 12 tests (included the 1/130 in his last test in Adelaide)

Played all his 12 tests within a 2 year period

Interesting he gets bagged a lot for that Adelaide test 29 overs 1/130. And rightly so he was bowling low to mid 120's after just a few overs, just looked lethargic and unfit

So a fit Siddle had the figures 30 overs 0/121
Doherty 27 overs 1/158

 

[TheParraboy]

Ice cricket in Switzerland - thought id put this in the crap thread.

Symonds was talking about this during his commentary stint on the bbl

its real - fox currenty showing a replay of the first match.
MHussey is there as well as Kallis, Afridi, Malinga, GSmith, Ahktar etc...

2nd of the 2matches tonight

https://www.cricket.com.au/news/ice...ritz-virender-sehwag-shahid-afridi/2018-02-09

 

[Twizzle]

saw that on Facebook, being played in Switzerland ffs

 

[TheParraboy]

I counted about 15 in the crowd

 

[ANTiLAG]

I counted about 15 in the crowd

But 6 of them were dancing in between overs, though. 7 for first innings drinks, the Asian guys behind the cheerleaders got a local to join in.

 

[TheParraboy]

for anyone remotely interested game 2 Ice cricket about to start on fox 7 - live

 

[TheParraboy]

minus 7 degrees