Night 1
A man found himself abnormally powerful tonight after drinking a Fosters. He stalked through the jungle, looking for some traitorous ilk. All the sudden he came upon a clearing where a superhero was slamming out five sheep at once. He was going crazy. Like seriously, it was like he was addicted to sheep sex. "This man has been corrupted." He thought, and quickly silenced him.
butchmcdick is dead. He was Kiwi Man, Xavier Institute for Higher Learning aligned sheep banger.
This man wasn't done however. The Fosters had ignited the spirit of the Outback inside of him. Not the area of Australia...no no no...the spirit of the Outback Steakhouse, the finest and most genuine Aussie restaurant in all of America. He found a steak knife and decided to stab a man who always annoyed him... a dirty mormon. As he was about to make his move the mormons sidekick Choda Boy jumped in the way, dying for the mormon was his last wish it seemed.
Elsewhere, a dark figure stalked through the jungle. Up ahead he could smell barbeque and freedom. He came upon a guy in a full jumpsuit made from an American flag. The freedom and bravery stung his eyes. The man was eating a Double Down from KFC while drinking a Budweiser and blurting out the American National Anthem. He had to kill this guy out of sheer annoyance.
D10 is dead. He was FreedomJusticeBravery Man, Xavier Institute for Higher Learning aligned embodiment of America and everything that is awesome.
Elsewhere, a figure in a trenchcoat looked for a friend, some bacon slices ended up missing, and a man that always apologized sat down for dinner to eat some poutine only to find he had been poisoned. Although weakened, it would not affect him. He had been eating poutine his whole life, you think some weak ass poison is going to hurt him?
Finally, a man that didn't like night time very much was sleeping in the jungle, hoping Magneto's mutants wouldn't find him. A man in a wizard cap happened upon him in the night and decided to end him. Luckily for the sleeping man, one of his pet dogs jumped in front of the lightning blast, dying instantly. The man jumped up and fled into the jungle.
IT IS NOW DAY, WITH 20 ALIVE, AND 15 WHO CAN TALK, IT'S 8 TO LYNCH. Pm's are going out now.
