Dave Grohl traumatised by Scissor Sisters' testicles

[the_flight_of_the_magpie]

A visibly upset Dave Grohl has explained that he is suing Scissor Sisters label, management, wardrobe department, the venue, Ticketmaster, for $75 million dollars, following a traumatic incident at a recent concert.
As Grohl tearfully explains: “Jake Shears took off his clothes and I saw his testicles.”
Since the shocking incident, Grohl has suffered from flashbacks, panic, aniacity, chills and explosive diarrhea. “Every time I close my eyes, every time I blink my eyes, I see Jake’s nuts…is $75 million dollars going to erase that from my life; probably not.”
Grohl wants Scissor Sisters fans to know that he’s a fan too, declaring that he loves the Scissor Sisters: “I think they’re a brilliant band and they’re amazing live. I just don’t want Jake’s balls in my face.”


http://www.fasterlouder.com.au/news...rohl-traumatised-by-Scissor-Sisters-testicles

 

[DB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHXYBxKZS5Y&feature=player_embedded

 

[McLovin]

fk i love Dave...

 

[Scorpio30]

Geez Ive lost a lot of respect for Dave Grohl over the last few years....and to hear that he is friends with the band Scissor Sisters?...Well enough said.

 

[Non Terminator]

...wow.

 

[LESStar58]

Looks like Dave Grohl is a littel too rock star for his own good these days. Pretentious twat. Must have picked it up from hanging out with Josh Homme.

 

[McLovin]

ohh dear...

 

[Marshall_magic]

Dave Grohl is the man.

 

[zombie jesus]

:lol: Dave is a funny man.

 

[hineyrulz]

Kurt would be turning in his grave........