Dirty/Bordy Christmas Songs

[IanG]

A thread for us to post dirty Christmas Songs. Since it's that time of the year again. I for one like hearing dirty Christmas Songs and parodies of well know Christmas songs.

I'll start off with a few of my favourites

Ho Ho F**king Ho!

Frost The Pervert

Hey Santa Claus

 

[roboshark]

Hahaha...hey santa claus you merkin where me f**kn bike

Or in my case hey santa claus you merkin where's me farkn sharks premiership

 

[roboshark]

Damn word filter

 

[pennywisealfie]

lol...Ian G

 

[IanG]

Santa was stoned at Christmas. How'd he get that high? And what's he feedin' them reindeer on that makes the bastards fly?

 

[Knightmare]

ACDC- Mistress for Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmEodRV27ZU

Blink 182- I won't be home for Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy9_JjLnmZI