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Do Parra fans want Moses

Swiftstylez

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Those aren't memes, they are No Context Louis Theroux and they are magical

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Yes they are real subtitled stills of events that actually occurred, not some words on an image created in a basement. Give them their proper respect.
 

Gary Gutful

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Shut your pie hole four eyes or Twiz will rip off your appendage and put it in a Vietnamese bread roll with a side of cucumber, pickled carrot, lettuce and chilli.
 

Bazal

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Shut your pie hole four eyes or Twiz will rip off your appendage and put it in a Vietnamese bread roll with a side of cucumber, pickled carrot, lettuce and chilli.

Ah yes, banh louis. A classic of Vietnamese cuisine post French colonialism.....
 

Poupou Escobar

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Check out the try Moses scored on the weekend
This is how I know you're a dope or a troll. One incident is far less relevant than aggregated incidents over a season or a career.

Daniel Mortimer had zero LBAs in 2009. At about that time I remember one of the media merkins who knows better (would've been a coach or recent ex-player) said that LBAs are the best indicator of playmaking ability. I went into denial because I hoped Morts would be the next Sterlo but it turned out to be a statement of truth.

Meanwhile Mitchell Moses has 34 LBAs since his debut in 2014 (64 games). Not an elite number, but in the same amount of time Mortimer has played 43 games and made 13 LBAs. Corey Norman, since 2014, has played 68 games and made 31 LBAs - as you can see, it is fewer per game than Moses.
 

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This is how I know you're a dope or a troll. One incident is far less relevant than aggregated incidents over a season or a career.

Daniel Mortimer had zero LBAs in 2009. At about that time I remember one of the media merkins who knows better (would've been a coach or recent ex-player) said that LBAs are the best indicator of playmaking ability. I went into denial because I hoped Morts would be the next Sterlo but it turned out to be a statement of truth.

Meanwhile Mitchell Moses has 34 LBAs since his debut in 2014 (64 games). Not an elite number, but in the same amount of time Mortimer has played 43 games and made 13 LBAs. Corey Norman, since 2014, has played 68 games and made 31 LBAs - as you can see, it is fewer per game than Moses.
And that kiddies is how uncle poupou became obsessed with Line Break Assists
 

Swiftstylez

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This is how I know you're a dope or a troll. One incident is far less relevant than aggregated incidents over a season or a career.

Daniel Mortimer had zero LBAs in 2009. At about that time I remember one of the media merkins who knows better (would've been a coach or recent ex-player) said that LBAs are the best indicator of playmaking ability. I went into denial because I hoped Morts would be the next Sterlo but it turned out to be a statement of truth.

Meanwhile Mitchell Moses has 34 LBAs since his debut in 2014 (64 games). Not an elite number, but in the same amount of time Mortimer has played 43 games and made 13 LBAs. Corey Norman, since 2014, has played 68 games and made 31 LBAs - as you can see, it is fewer per game than Moses.

I have one word for you and I'm going to spell it out for ya:

T E D E S C O
 

Swiftstylez

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Also Mortimer was a running half and had numerous line breaks that year. LBA's may arouse you but they aren't the only stat to look at depending on team composition. I look forward to being proven right as always when I quote you in a few years time.
 

Swiftstylez

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Poo poo @Poupou Escobar, I'm going to propose to you a notion that may be of surprise to you.

Troll or otherwise, do you really think the worlds leading thinkers and scholars sit around on a forum for one of the most working class forms of entertainment there is, debating untestable asssumptions about other people, the discussion of which provides no greater contribution to the world other then self masturbation for both participants that think they are right about the trivial matter?

I'm going to say they know how to spend their time more productively.
 

Poupou Escobar

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I'm just procrastinating in front of my workstation.

I've found I can spend three weeks on a report or three hours. The quality ends up about the same.

Keep paying your taxes though.
 

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