Do you know what i hate?

[Ron Jeremy]

When you have a coffee and a smoke you have to crap.

I've been to the toilet 3 times today and about to go a fourth.

Their is only so much i can take

:-#:arrow:



Please discuss

 

[newtownbluebags]

Rodney Rude!..ya know what I hate, Ya know what I hate!............

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Ya mums bum?

 

[[furrycat]]

Walkin along in Melbourne and this homeless prick comes up to me...
He goes err err gimme some money... dunno where me next meal is comin from
I said GET OUTTA HERE YOU HOMELESS f**k! UNLESS YOU WANNA WADDLE OFF HERE WITH A COWBOY BOOT WEDGED IN UR HOMELESS ARSE CRACK! f**k OFF HOME ANYONE WOULD THINK YOU DONT HAVE A HOME TO GO TO!

He said err err... gimme some money... dunno where me next meal is comin from.
I said I dunno where my next meal is comin from. KFC or Mcdonalds? Haven't made up me mind. Get out of here with your cap made out of an old farkin number plate. And your newspaper shirt and your jeans made out of garbage bags... and your wife with tampons made out of muffins.

Get outta here I'll kick you off a cliff. Don't take no sh*t from those homeless pricks.

GET OUTTA HERE

:lol: Love Rodney Rude in his day.

 

[newtownbluebags]

Rude School!

 

[Maggie]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[newtownbluebags]

Who remembers the song by the Painters & Dockers called "We're all goin to Nude School"?......cause Nude School's the place to be...............

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Look mum no hands!!!!!!!! hahaha

A twinkie walks into the doctors, the doctor says you got Aids now name the last 100 men you slept with, the twinkie says bullsh*t i haven't got eyes at the back of my head

Well thats how i think the joke goes anyway, funny sh*t.

 

[sixtynine]

Simple solution quit smoking

 

[newtownbluebags]

:lol: :lol: ;-)

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Smoking is good for you, it's like fibre in your diet lol