Do you want Brad Arthur as coach

[Gary Gutful]

Which part? Was in batemans bay last week

Bunga Bunga.

 

[hindy111]

Ince I was in the lift with a Canadian guy I was working with. It was the long weekend and he asked what I was doing . I said going down south. And if he has ever been down south.

He never come back to work again.

 

[Eelogical]

I have a laptop that I take with me.

Well, to the toilet at least...

You actually go to the toilet?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Wtf mate. It was a serious question. Whatever, you’re a seriously dirty minded merkin.

 

[Gary Gutful]

You actually go to the toilet?

It comes to me.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

If you're in the area then do it. It's going to cost you over 200 clams for a night but you get breakfast any way you like it for 2, plus a personal tour of the lighthouse. The rooms are exceptional and as you saw, the views aren't hard to take.

If I'm droppin 200 clams I'll get a tour of the cave and have breakfast alone. just how i like it.

 

[Eelogical]

Ince I was in the lift with a Canadian guy I was working with. It was the long weekend and he asked what I was doing . I said going down south. And if he has ever been down south.

He never come back to work again.

Were you pointing at his genitals when you said it?

 

[Gary Gutful]

If I am paying $200 then I expect 200 clams....alone.

 

[Eelogical]

If I'm droppin 200 clams I'll get a tour of the cave and have breakfast alone. just how i like it.

No mrs farty to take along?

 

[Eelogical]

If I am paying $200 then I expect 200 clams....alone.

You want four pineapples, ten red lobsters, twenty blue swimmers or 200 bearded clams?

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

No mrs farty to take along?

I've got a lady I can go and see for some casual clamming. I wouldn't call her Mrs Stoppa, no.

 

[Gary Gutful]

You want four pineapples, ten red lobsters, twenty blue swimmers or 200 bearded clams?

I have a horrible feeling that they are all the same thing.

Don't quote me though, I'm not Don Burke...

 

[Gary Gutful]

I've got a lady I can go and see for some casual clamming. I wouldn't call her Mrs Stoppa, no.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

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LMAO. love the bike patches. Mine wears a burqa and blows herself up when i drag her out from under the bed.

 

[Eelogical]

I've got a lady I can go and see for some casual clamming. I wouldn't call her Mrs Stoppa, no.

Casual clammer……….I like it. I had one of those many years ago. Picked her up at St George Leagues Club, she was playing the pokies. 11 years older than me, I ended up playing pokies.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Casual clammer……….I like it. I had one of those many years ago. Picked her up at St George Leagues Club, she was playing the pokies. 11 years older than me, I ended up playing pokies.

That's how they suck you in. Thinking you're going to get the feature.

 

[hindy111]

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I know her from somewhere

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

I know her from somewhere

Did you stab her twice in the neck with a steak knife?

 

[hindy111]

No matter how horny or desperate you where. Who the hell could get off on a blow up doll?

 

[crocodile]

Absolutely! It has a great road that leads out to Smoky Cape Lighthouse. If anyone wants to do something special for the mrs then take them to the B&B cottages at the lighthouse. I found it to be one of the best places to stay on the NSW coast...…….ever.

Yes, wonderful with the lovely Hat Head off in the distance. wish I was there right now.