ECW Dream Roster

[Misanthrope]

With the WWE in the process of resurrecting and raping the legacy of ECW, I got to thinking about what kind of 'dream rosters' you could come up with. So, have a go at creating a roster of currently active workers (no Chris Jericho, I'm afraid) and see what you can come up with.

For interest's sake, the currently announced ECW roster is:
Kurt Angle
Rob Van Dam
Axl Rotten
Balls Mahoney
Danny Doring
CW Anderson
Francine
Jazz
Paul Heyman
Sabu
Sandman
Tazz
Terry Funk
Tommy Dreamer
Tony Marmaluke

You don't necessarily have to include any or all of the above workers in your dream roster.

 

[PARANoIR]

You can pretty much add Road Kill in now.

My dream roster would be:

Kurt Angle
Rob Van Dam
Axl Rotten
Balls Mahoney
Danny Doring
CW Anderson
Francine
Jazz
Paul Heyman
Sabu
Sandman
Tazz
Terry Funk
Tommy Dreamer
Tony Marmaluke
(no point tampering with what they've already got)
Chris Benoit
RoadKill
Colt Cabana
CM Punk
Samoa Joe
Necro Butcher
Abyss
Charlie Haas
Lance Storm
The Dudleys
Rhyno
Justin Credible
Super Crazy
Psicosis
Kid Kash
Paul London
Brian Kendrick
Austin Aries
There are more. But im being a little bit realistic in roster size, but even still to run a roster that big, you'd need about 3 hours :lol:

 

[Misanthrope]

Let's see:

ECW Roster
Kurt Angle
Chris Benoit
Super Crazy
Psicosis
Rob Van Dam
Rhino
The Dudley Boys (Bubba & D-Von)
Doring & Roadkill
Jazz
Francine
Raven
Beulah McGuillicutty
The Sandman
Sabu
Tazz
Tommy Dreamer
Steven Richards
Nova
CM Punk
Paul Birchall
William Regal
Paul London
Brian Kendrick
Akio
Nick Gage
The Messiah
Austin Aries
Christopher Daniels

Possibly more, bored now

 

[Special K]

World Title

• Sandman
• Rhyno
• Raven - Champion
• Taz(if fit and slimmed down otherwise don't tarnish what he was in ECW)
• Steve Corino
• RVD
• Kurt Angle

TV Title

• CM Punk - Champion
• Samoa Joe
• AJ Styles
• New Jack
• Spanky
• Christian
• Sabu
• Christopher Daniels

Tag Teams

• Impact Players (Justin Credible and Lance Storm - Champions)
• Dudley Boyz
• F.B.I (Guido and Marmaluke)
• Second City Saints (Colt Cabana and Ace Steel)
• Mike Awesome and Masato Tanaka
• Low Ki and Homicide
• Tajiri and Super Crazy

Managers

• Dawn Marie
• Franchine
• Bill Alfonzo

Ring ins
(Bigger names who come in once in a while for fueds with young guys every once in a while. Not really on the roster but similar to the use of Dusty to get Corino over in 2000. Course you'd only use one of these guys at a time..)

• Tommy Dreamer
• Terry Funk
• Big Show
• Scott Hall
• Jerry Lynn
• Diamond Dallas Page

Then have Joey and Cyrus call the shows. You'd have trouble fitting all that in but thats the base then injurys, suspensions, firings etc. come up ;-)

 

[Iafeta]

Some names that bounce out of the mind...

CM Punk
Samoa Joe
Colt Cabana
Low Ki
Homicide
Raven
Shane Douglas
Chris Kanyon
Bam Bam Bigelow (if he's still footing it)
Christopher Daniels
I'd love to see Buff Bagwell there - just to take a hardcore beating once and F.off
Norman Smiley
The Nasty Boys (if they're not all fat and old yet)
Too Cold Scorpio
Diamond Dallas Page - if he's able to wrestle again?
Vampiro
Lance Storm
Konnan
Perry Saturn
The Dudleyz
Masato Tanaka
What does everybody want... what does everybody need? Al Snow
Hugh Morrus
Rhyno
Simon Diamond
Steve Corino
Alex Shelley
Austin Aries
Steven Richards
The Godfather
Ultimo Dragon
Crowbar
Sean O'Haire
Mike Sanders

ECW needs some kinky hos too...

Jenna Jameson
Krystal Steal
Brianna Banks
Leia Meow

I haven't really gone into the current WWE roster, as you can see...