Eels in the media

[Incorrect]

Honey??

f**king autocorrect.....

Although, if you had hair like that, I could maybe look twice!!!

 

[hineyrulz]

f**king autocorrect.....

Although, if you had hair like that, I could maybe look twice!!!

Analed by Male Pattern Baldness.

 

[Pazza]

Herman Munster the prop forward you stats obsessed penis. Lindsay f**king Collin’s you would have known that if you had of actually watched the game instead of having a flog over a set of stats.

Fraud.

Case closed

One of the most iconic moments of the last few years and he's got NFI

 

[Legal Eel]

Nah he's the greatest fullback in history. Paul Taylor second.

You ever watched a rugby league game??

not everything is reflected in a stats sheet…

 

[Legal Eel]

That's a knockout blow!!!

If anyone ever needed further proof that the Pou Bear bases most of his insights on stats, hearsay and misconstrued internet chat and doesn't actually watch the games....well there it is above folks....

BTW Hiney, you can expect some sort of lame explanation justifying his Munster brain fart at around 3-4am Saturday when everyone is sound asleep....

Innncomminnng…the special one just got his cause for the next week.

His latest positions seem to be:

- parramatta are a poorly resourced tinpot club
- Dylan Edwards is a plodder
- The Arthur brothers would be highly prized at every club
- The parra team of the 80s were plod - which makes sense because he only wanted to follow us when we declined as he said he didn’t want to follow a successful team - I think it made him feel like he was smarter than others
- broncos don’t have an advantage
- there are no better coaches than Brad arthur
- coaching doesn’t matter at all
- the club have never made a wrong decision…by definition, whatever they do is the correct choice because they have more information and no one with more information has ever made a bad decision or wrong move

cue the pouciples with their Flying V of defence…

 

[Gazzamatta]

.I loved that movie.
Goldberg. Great defender of goals.
Flying V.
Oh the memories.
Emilio Estevez. What a sh*t coach.

 

[Legal Eel]

.I loved that movie.
Goldberg. Great defender of goals.
Flying V.
Oh the memories.
Emilio Estevez. What a sh*t coach.

And Joshua Jackson’s character was Jakob Arthur…

 

[T.S Quint]

And Joshua Jackson’s character was Jakob Arthur…

You think Arthur could pull off the triple deke?

No f**ken way!

 

[Legal Eel]

You think Arthur could pull off the triple deke?

No f**ken way!

With no goalie, no defence and not on ice…he’s a moral

 

[hineyrulz]

Case closed

One of the most iconic moments of the last few years and he's got NFI

Can’t wait to see how he twists this???? No matter what it will be very exciting!!

 

[Hindmarshisgod2]

Can’t wait to see how he twists this???? No matter what it will be very exciting!!

This is one of the most exciting moment, if not ever....on the league unlimited forum

 

[Poupou Escobar]

We still havent got an immortal from that side in the 80s.

Should we have one ???

Eels fans certainly think so. I'd say only Price deserves it. One future immortal and a half dozen Origin class players should be enough to dominate a typical NRL season. If you can keep these merkins together for a few years you have a dynasty.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Herman Munster the prop forward you stats obsessed penis. Lindsay f**king Collin’s you would have known that if you had of actually watched the game instead of having a flog over a set of stats.

Fraud.

I find Origin about as boring as your endless whinging you sad merkin

 

[the phantom menace]

He's back... but yet to fully realise exactly how much he's been outed as a trolling fraud.

 

[the phantom menace]

I find Origin about as boring as your endless whinging you sad merkin

That's a pretty poor twist or retort - I for one expected much better.

 

[Legal Eel]

I find Origin about as boring as your endless whinging you sad merkin

You poor goofy bastard

 

[Hindmarshisgod2]

I find Origin about as boring as your endless whinging you sad merkin

Well that was a massive anti climax..

 

[hineyrulz]

I find Origin about as boring as your endless whinging you sad merkin

 

[the phantom menace]

[In best David Attenborough voice}

After realising the depth of its predicament the sorry beast swiftly retreated, tail between its legs.

And the relentless pointless trolling of its fellow Eels fans has ceased... at least for now.