Eels team list against Brisbane

[Gary Gutful]

I will. It's no secret that my life is falling to pieces. Somebody put me together.

Tall and reckless
Ugly seed reach down my throat you filthy bird that's all I need
The empty pit I've got to feed to prove I'm fit
A healthy man I've got to be
Malnutrition, my submission
You're the master and I take it on my knees
Ejaculation, tribulation
I swallow, I swallow, I swallow, I swallow

 

[Bazal]

Tall and reckless
Ugly seed reach down my throat you filthy bird that's all I need
The empty pit I've got to feed to prove I'm fit
A healthy man I've got to be
Malnutrition, my submission
You're the master and I take it on my knees
Ejaculation, tribulation
I swallow, I swallow, I swallow, I swallow

Mate, I've been meaning to say that I feel like I deserve a reward, cos I'm the best f**k that you ever had. And if I tighten up my hole, you may never see the light again....

 

[Gary Gutful]

Mate, I've been meaning to say that I feel like I deserve a reward, cos I'm the best f**k that you ever had. And if I tighten up my hole, you may never see the light again....

That's interesting because I have always thought that
It's cold and it's
Smooth and it's
A hard shade of white
And everybody needs to lick the surface clean
But it never tastes better

 

[Bazal]

Look, if I'm honest, I didn't feel a thing. And it didn't mean a thing.

But I can understand if you've gotta wash away the taste.

 

[Bandwagon]

This thread is 85% shit

This post makes it 86% shit

Give or take

 

[Sphagnum]

What kind of merkin posts in a thread like this? It's shameful.

 

[Gary Gutful]

What kind of merkin posts in a thread like this? It's shameful.

A f**ken merkin. That's who.

 

[hineyrulz]

Can't believe you stupid merkins have kept this thread alive by posting in it, for shame.

 

[hindy111]

The threads shameless.

 

[strider]

The threads shameless.

Clearly started by a merkin with no shame

 

[lingard]

f**k off. We pay all the time. You should see what the women out this way look like. The Burqa suddenly doesn't seem like such a bad idea.

I keep telling my wife she'd look really cute in a burqa. But she won't listen.

 

[lingard]

I'd remove French from fullback. Decent under the high ball but no good at kick returns, rarely slides into the backline and doesn't support up the middle as much as I'd like.

French to wing, Auva'a dropped. Smith to play in 1 but Norman to defend at the back as Smith is shit with kick security.

French to wing, Hoffman fullback. Smith 14.

 

[Bazal]

French to wing, Hoffman fullback. Smith 14.

Hoffman was miles off the pace for Wenty.

 

[lingard]

Tall and reckless
Ugly seed reach down my throat you filthy bird that's all I need
The empty pit I've got to feed to prove I'm fit
A healthy man I've got to be
Malnutrition, my submission
You're the master and I take it on my knees
Ejaculation, tribulation
I swallow, I swallow, I swallow, I swallow

That's beautiful, Gary.

 

[hindy111]

Clearly started by a merkin with no shame

Shame is for people who follow rules.
I make and break them.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Shame is for people who follow rules.
I make and break them.

You'd struggle to make cup of tea.

 

[Gary Gutful]

That's beautiful, Gary.

We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature
Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theater of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill
Oh caress yourself, my juicy
For my hands have all but withered
Oh dress yourself my urchin one, for I hear them on the stairs
Because of all we've seen, because of all we've said
We are the dead

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

That's a bit depressing, mate. RUOK?

 

[Dibs]

Where the f*ck is the eels team list against Souths thread? Better still the eels team list for the WCC thread? F*ck me Mr 8.5% you prematurely ejaculated this one why not the others?

 

[hindy111]

We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature
Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theater of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill
Oh caress yourself, my juicy
For my hands have all but withered
Oh dress yourself my urchin one, for I hear them on the stairs
Because of all we've seen, because of all we've said
We are the dead

I found that beautiful