Eels team vs the bye

[EELRAM]

NEWSFLASH: Source News Limited

Class action will be taken against the Parramatta club for this weekends round against the bye.

Keyboard has ordered a full investigation as bias towards the the shift key and the numeral buttons has been suggested for the selection on the weekend round.

Although the letter keys remain silent, it is believed that they were the ones who have instigated the investigation. Neither shift or the letters would comment on the report. F was rumoured to be overheard to say F#%K, but News are not sure on this fully as K could also have been involved along with 2 players who maybe part of the weekends team, # and %.

Phil Slothfield will blog tomorrow at 12.00pm.

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[mickdo]

I spoke too soon... the deal's off with ] because he was worried about swine flu and didn't want to fly. Apparently now we will be bringing in ∵ from Wenty. When DA was aksed why he would go for such an unrounded player, he simply answered 'because'.

 

[Gronk]

Apparently © will be captain this week.

 

[Suitman]

Apparently © will be captain this week.

f**k me - what's he done to deserve that?

Suity

 

[born an eel]

it's being reported on scrabble we should be playing Q and Z as they are worth 10 points each

 

[Bigfella]

In good news for Todd Lowrie, NRL medical staff have decided that no matter how bad the swine flu epidemic gets, he will not be required to go into quarantine.

After reviewing tapes of his NRL career, medical experts concluded that he couldn't catch a f*&#ing cold, let alone swine flu.

 

[born an eel]

it's being reported on scrabble we should be playing Q and Z as they are worth 10 points each

if we play them outside U and I, that might ask some question of the defence

 

[EELRAM]

After his club had stalled with trying to negotiate a termination deal or trade with any other NRL clubs, in further good news for Todd Lowrie, the "Bye" Byes have put in an offer for his services. His manager has stated that if negotions continue at this speed, he could be playing for the "Bye" Byes as quick as this weekend !

 

[mickdo]

I hope DA decides to use A and B defending in close to the ruck against the bye. That seems to be the best strategy these days.

 

[JessEel]

I lost interest in this thread when it became ANOTHER one to bash Todd... :|

 

[Suitman]

I lost interest in this thread when it became ANOTHER one to bash Todd... :|

But he was the only player selected on a bye weekend.
The rest of the team are just keyboard cowboys.

Suity

 

[mickdo]

That's TOOD to you!

 

[mickdo]

Tell you what, if . gets called up this weekend then I am never supporting Parra again. He just doesn't have the physique needed to play in the top grade IMO.

 

[Parra Steve]

I dunno, i reckon . is due for a big game.

 

[carson]

Personally I believe & and / will make a much better halves pairing than our usual pairing of ? and !

 

[jk13]

Apparently we might have wing ding playing for us soon
In a release from the club, the aboves says "Apparently we might have wing ding playing for us soon"

 

[Stagger eel]

guess who the half time entertainment is for this weeks game??

 

[forward pass]

In good news for Todd Lowrie, NRL medical staff have decided that no matter how bad the swine flu epidemic gets, he will not be required to go into quarantine.

After reviewing tapes of his NRL career, medical experts concluded that he couldn't catch a f*&#ing cold, let alone swine flu.

After his club had stalled with trying to negotiate a termination deal or trade with any other NRL clubs, in further good news for Todd Lowrie, the "Bye" Byes have put in an offer for his services. His manager has stated that if negotions continue at this speed, he could be playing for the "Bye" Byes as quick as this weekend !

Poor form guys!!! This is a lighthearted thread - why use it to bag a player - I think there are plenty of other threads for that.

 

[Haynzy]

Apparently the front office has been hard at work and will be pleased to announce the signing of as he is a player of some note!

 

[mickdo]

Apparently the front office has been hard at work and will be pleased to announce the signing of as he is a player of some note!

He doesn't look like a 5/8th