Elimination House - Game Thread

[mickyj]

just vote for me please everyone
sorry I've lost a bit of interest no time to try and win all these challenges

 

[Dutchy]

just vote for me please everyone
sorry I've lost a bit of interest no time to try and win all these challenges

Well this makes the decision easy.

 

[DB]

I'd like to hear Socs rebuttal with why we should vote for him.

 

[soc123_au]

I'd like to hear Socs rebuttal with why we should vote for him.

I am shit at HoH challenges & veto's, so worth keeping around for the lol's.

 

[pennywisealfie]

I won't name who, but one person keeps sending me 2 votes every week, one for each nominated houseguest. I'm not sure why, but it's getting very confusing for me when I'm counting votes.

I'm putting in a new rule, no changing your vote. If I see you send 2 votes for eviction in the one week, your vote won't count and I will announce in this thread that you have done this.

 

[Dutchy]

Name and shame the merkin.

 

[mickyj]

kick them our instead imo

 

[SeeJay]

or if you guys want to hold him down i could give him a blumpkin? btw, wtf is cricket and how do i even do this hoh comp

 

[Misanthrope]

or if you guys want to hold him down i could give him a blumpkin? btw, wtf is cricket and how do i even do this hoh comp

Cricket is like baseball for people who are fit enough to run more than once a day. They wear white and eat cucumber sandwiches.

It would be an easy challenge if I could find the f***ing squad somewhere.

 

[SeeJay]

is it as insanely difficult as baseball is? you know, hitting a 100 mph fastball or 90 mph curveball that drops 3 feet...while using a rounded bat?

 

[afinalsin666]

I dunno, it's about as difficult as running around all day in 42 degree heat for five days straight. Oh wait, you use a temperature system without logic. That's about a bajillion degrees.

 

[SeeJay]

oh, so its like running in africa?

 

[Misanthrope]

is it as insanely difficult as baseball is? you know, hitting a 100 mph fastball or 90 mph curveball that drops 3 feet...while using a rounded bat?

It's facing a 100mph fastball that is built like a brick and thrown at your lower legs/crotch region, hitting it with a piece of wood, and then having to run a bunch in hot temperatures over the duration of a five day game.

Don't see a lot of cricketers who look like this:

 

[SeeJay]

those are all pitchers who just throw really fast. dont need to be skinny for that. in fact, some added plumpness may help throw a bit faster. There are plenty of ripped baseball players though.

 

[SeeJay]

plus baseball has garlic fries. which you have experienced first hand cwb.

 

[Misanthrope]

The beer is cheaper at baseball too.

America really is the land of opportunity.

 

[SeeJay]

except when you have garlic fry beer vomits. that shits the worst.

 

[Hoggmaster]

Went to a current Ashes test in Cardiff, a pint of Fosters was £7 a cup. Fosters was all they sold even though neither country likes it.

 

[pennywisealfie]

By a vote of 4-2.....

Mickyj, you are safe.

Soc, you have been eliminated.

 

[Misanthrope]

When is the f**king Aussie cricket squad going to be announced?