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Ron Jeremy

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It's pretty gay.

I had this emo freak at this party last night who brought his guitar & amp etc, and too cool for anyone.

Anyway, he started playing, and because i now look like a backstreet boy with my clothing, hair etc, the dopey freak wouldn't wanna talk to me.

In a middle of one his songs i said "hey give us a go" he was like "yeah ok"...not realising i've been playing for 14 years.

He soon realised i know things about effects as i totally changed some of his zoom settings to add a little flange and a tad of distortion, then i turned it up and let out all these killier scales and tapping sequences rigth up the E & B strings fret board ending with a D on G string dive bomb and then rose the whammy bar to symbolise a aeroplane taking off. The f**king tool was so shown up as everyone was blown away by my guitar an wanted me to play more. The freak then made up some bullsh*t excuse that the guitar was new and had to turn it off.

The freak then went home not long after, not before asking who my influences where, he told me his...and surprise suprise it was what i expected. I told him to ditch that simple sh*t as he'll never be better what he is currently.

The funny thing about all of this is that just because you're a muso, you don't have to dress a certain way. Honestly if you saw me you would never believe i'm a Van Halen/Gunners man and have been playign for years as i dress well, work out, wear good aftershaves etc. I don't have long hair, it's styled......and i just can't workout why people think you have to dress a certain way because you like a certain music type or play an instrument?

Thats why with both goths and emos they're are just simply f**king try hard freaks...who i wish would oneday learn how to slit there wrists properly if they're fair dinkum.
 

Bumble

First Grade
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Ron Jeremy said:
It's pretty gay.

I had this emo freak at this party last night who brought his guitar & amp etc, and too cool for anyone.

Anyway, he started playing, and because i now look like a backstreet boy with my clothing, hair etc, the dopey freak wouldn't wanna talk to me.

In a middle of one his songs i said "hey give us a go" he was like "yeah ok"...not realising i've been playing for 14 years.

He soon realised i know things about effects as i totally changed some of his zoom settings to add a little flange and a tad of distortion, then i turned it up and let out all these killier scales and tapping sequences rigth up the E & B strings fret board ending with a D on G string dive bomb and then rose the whammy bar to symbolise a aeroplane taking off. The f**king tool was so shown up as everyone was blown away by my guitar an wanted me to play more. The freak then made up some bullsh*t excuse that the guitar was new and had to turn it off.

The freak then went home not long after, not before asking who my influences where, he told me his...and surprise suprise it was what i expected. I told him to ditch that simple sh*t as he'll never be better what he is currently.

The funny thing about all of this is that just because you're a muso, you don't have to dress a certain way. Honestly if you saw me you would never believe i'm a Van Halen/Gunners man and have been playign for years as i dress well, work out, wear good aftershaves etc. I don't have long hair, it's styled......and i just can't workout why people think you have to dress a certain way because you like a certain music type or play an instrument?

Thats why with both goths and emos they're are just simply f**king try hard freaks...who i wish would oneday learn how to slit there wrists properly if they're fair dinkum.

So true...People who think they have to dress a certain way because they listen to a certain kind of music are the dumbest of all.
 

Knightmare

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Ron Jeremy said:
It's pretty gay.

I had this emo freak at this party last night who brought his guitar & amp etc, and too cool for anyone.

Anyway, he started playing, and because i now look like a backstreet boy with my clothing, hair etc, the dopey freak wouldn't wanna talk to me.

In a middle of one his songs i said "hey give us a go" he was like "yeah ok"...not realising i've been playing for 14 years.

He soon realised i know things about effects as i totally changed some of his zoom settings to add a little flange and a tad of distortion, then i turned it up and let out all these killier scales and tapping sequences rigth up the E & B strings fret board ending with a D on G string dive bomb and then rose the whammy bar to symbolise a aeroplane taking off. The f**king tool was so shown up as everyone was blown away by my guitar an wanted me to play more. The freak then made up some bullsh*t excuse that the guitar was new and had to turn it off.

The freak then went home not long after, not before asking who my influences where, he told me his...and surprise suprise it was what i expected. I told him to ditch that simple sh*t as he'll never be better what he is currently.

The funny thing about all of this is that just because you're a muso, you don't have to dress a certain way. Honestly if you saw me you would never believe i'm a Van Halen/Gunners man and have been playign for years as i dress well, work out, wear good aftershaves etc. I don't have long hair, it's styled......and i just can't workout why people think you have to dress a certain way because you like a certain music type or play an instrument?

Thats why with both goths and emos they're are just simply f**king try hard freaks...who i wish would oneday learn how to slit there wrists properly if they're fair dinkum.


Amen! You'd never guess I like some of the bands I do, just from looking at me.
 

Manu Vatuvei

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Ron Jeremy said:
In a middle of one his songs i said "hey give us a go" he was like "yeah ok"...not realising i've been playing for 14 years.

He soon realised i know things about effects as i totally changed some of his zoom settings to add a little flange and a tad of distortion, then i turned it up and let out all these killier scales and tapping sequences rigth up the E & B strings fret board ending with a D on G string dive bomb and then rose the whammy bar to symbolise a aeroplane taking off. The f**king tool was so shown up as everyone was blown away by my guitar an wanted me to play more.

lolol

oh Ron, you are the living end.
 
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Did they start chanting your name before a record company CEO ran into the room offering you a multi-million dollar deal?? I bet they did!
 

Cupid Stunt

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Ron,

Can you slip in that it was a 1969 Fender Stratocaster, original pick-ups, maple neck, strung upside down for a left-handed motherf**king genius, Jimi Hendrix. That'd make the story cooler.

Thanks.
 

Cupid Stunt

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If there are any teenage virgins listening, show up at KDRT right now with a jar of petroleum jelly, and ask to speak to Johnny Crunch.

:lol:
 

hrundi99

First Grade
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8,415
Ron Jeremy said:
It's pretty gay.

I had this emo freak at this party last night who brought his guitar & amp etc, and too cool for anyone.

Anyway, he started playing, and because i now look like a backstreet boy with my clothing, hair etc, the dopey freak wouldn't wanna talk to me.

In a middle of one his songs i said "hey give us a go" he was like "yeah ok"...not realising i've been playing for 14 years.

He soon realised i know things about effects as i totally changed some of his zoom settings to add a little flange and a tad of distortion, then i turned it up and let out all these killier scales and tapping sequences rigth up the E & B strings fret board ending with a D on G string dive bomb and then rose the whammy bar to symbolise a aeroplane taking off. The f**king tool was so shown up as everyone was blown away by my guitar an wanted me to play more. The freak then made up some bullsh*t excuse that the guitar was new and had to turn it off.

The freak then went home not long after, not before asking who my influences where, he told me his...and surprise suprise it was what i expected. I told him to ditch that simple sh*t as he'll never be better what he is currently.

The funny thing about all of this is that just because you're a muso, you don't have to dress a certain way. Honestly if you saw me you would never believe i'm a Van Halen/Gunners man and have been playign for years as i dress well, work out, wear good aftershaves etc. I don't have long hair, it's styled......and i just can't workout why people think you have to dress a certain way because you like a certain music type or play an instrument?

Thats why with both goths and emos they're are just simply f**king try hard freaks...who i wish would oneday learn how to slit there wrists properly if they're fair dinkum.

Geez you're a wanker Ron.
 

hrundi99

First Grade
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Ron Jeremy said:
nope, but that emo freak went home with his tail between legs.

Damn freaks

He was probably bored to tears with the sh*t you were playing...
 

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