News Eyebrow drinks own toilet water. Reece Walsh videos himself drinking toilet water. Get the man help?

[MRN]

My own piss, or water from a toilet that half a dozen unknown tradies have used (and even if you scrub, the brush doesn't go up around the bend). If I had a gun to my head and was forced to pick one, give me an OnlyFans and call me Todd.

What's the circumstances of the house though? New build? Yeah sure tradies may have been using it. Refurb, nope, they are more then likely told to use either a different one or the portaloo on account of the owner still being present. Just replaced/installed a toilet and that's it? That's a job knocked over in hours and highly unlikely would the plumber use it.

 

[dogslife]

We need to do studies on Donkeys fans doing cartwheels and backflips to excuse a bloke drinking out of the toilet.

No one is claiming it's illegal or immoral. It's f**king weird you merkins. Sua'ali'i did a real number on his brain.

 

[SLRBRONCOS]

We need to do studies on Donkeys fans doing cartwheels and backflips to excuse a bloke drinking out of the toilet.

No one is claiming it's illegal or immoral. It's f**king weird you merkins. Sua'ali'i did a real number on his brain.

I'm not disagreeing with that, it's obviously weird as f**k and a shit joke - I'm disagreeing with calls for him to be banned and comparing it to Carney lmao

 

[MRN]

Bear Grills does it all the time. Juan Manuel Marquez done it as did former UFC champion Lyoto Machida. Apparently there are some health benefits to it.

There is no scientific basis or proof that there are health benefits to this. Kidneys literally filter and flush out toxins, salt and waste products from the body via urine. Why would you put that back in?

 

[MRN]

It's a silly joke bro. The idea of him being suspended* for this is ridiculous. Remember the time he wore a huge cowboy hat ? Walshy is good value.

* unless the Raiders play the broncos in the finals in that case throw the book at him.

Who could forget the cowboy hat?

 

[hineyrulz]

 

[MRN]

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If my company sponsored the Bronx, I'd be ecstatic. However if they just slapped that logo on (which they wouldn't) I'd go postal. Worst case, it would be the white box side, best case though, is probably the navy shape, so pretty good but not great.

 

[mxlegend99]

I mean, we'll never know, but you'd presume that Reece asked the question. The honesty in the answers received will also not be known. However the pearl clutching and obsession with him potentially putting water laced with shit in his mouth here by some posters is hilarious in any case.

Did carney actually drink his piss or was it a pose? Because gun to my head… I would rather pretend to drink piss than actually drink toilet water regardless of the toilet. Which I believe is ehat Carney did.

Carney was sacked for the photo and it didn’t matter whether he actually drank it or not. The suggestion of doing it was enough.

Walsh literally suggested people drink toilet water (as a joke) and actually does it. But escapes even the slightest punishment for it while the Broncos claim to have strict standards when punishing his teammate.

 

[blue bags]

Carney did not drink it
Just posed as a fountain

 

[MRN]

Did carney actually drink his piss or was it a pose? Because gun to my head… I would rather pretend to drink piss than actually drink toilet water regardless of the toilet. Which I believe is ehat Carney did.

Carney was sacked for the photo and it didn’t matter whether he actually drank it or not. The suggestion of doing it was enough.

Walsh literally suggested people drink toilet water (as a joke) and actually does it. But escapes even the slightest punishment for it while the Broncos claim to have strict standards when punishing his teammate.

Carney did not drink it
Just posed as a fountain

If that shit ain't hitting his tongue, I'm not here.
But yeah, pretending in either case is preferred

 

[SLRBRONCOS]

Did carney actually drink his piss or was it a pose? Because gun to my head… I would rather pretend to drink piss than actually drink toilet water regardless of the toilet. Which I believe is ehat Carney did.

Carney was sacked for the photo and it didn’t matter whether he actually drank it or not. The suggestion of doing it was enough.

Walsh literally suggested people drink toilet water (as a joke) and actually does it. But escapes even the slightest punishment for it while the Broncos claim to have strict standards when punishing his teammate.

From the images available I don't think that Carney drank his piss, but it looks like some would have hit his tongue and mouth. I find the comparisons really bizarre.

I also find the comparisons to Shiba really bizarre. Shiba was dropped off to training severely hungover/still intoxicated before our biggest game of the year with a short turn around. He was a mess on the club's time. Walshy pretended to drink from a brand new toilet (also a very odd and lame joke) in his own time. If those calling for him to be dropped or receive a ban actually took note of his snapchat and instagram, you'd know that he is renovating his home with his friend, brother, and cousin (I think), and that he was there while they installed the toilet late that afternoon - he actually gets on the tools too, so could have even installed it with them, so he would be well aware if it was 'christened'. In any case, he would have been punished internally for the shit joke anyway.

Like most of the time Walshy's antics are 0-2/10 humour at best, but also 0/10 newsworthy. Journos stalk his socials hoping for something to ragebait the gunt hauling fans from 17 other teams who hate him because he's hotter, richer, and more talented than them lol. Y'all click that shit quicker than I'd mount Harry and line the pockets of the journos that you all detest. A decade ago this probably would have been ignored, garbage non-events like this are only blasted all over the place because of how people on the interwebs are obsessed with cancelling people. Get the pitchforks out and ride at dawn, you know where to find him, and he'd probably be happy to meet you all ha.

TLDR: Walshy is stupid but harmless, and while he shouldn't have played that prank, you all are obsessed with him, and I'm obsessed too, but for different reasons but it's ok, we're all here to shitpost

Edit: spelling

 

[Captain Apollo]

Walsh was just plain stupid. It may be somewhat gross, but he didn't do anything other than made himself look like a dumbo. Carney's was way more offensive by comparison, and also he'd had many chances after doing dumb stuff when he'd been at the Roosters (who sacked him over his off field stuff) as had Canberra (who had also sacked him due to off field stuff). As such the comparisons between Walsh and Carney don't compare.

Shibasake though is completely unprofessional. It is widely known amongst nutritionists and sports scientists that alcohol inhibits recovery for physical exertion. As such for a professional player to turn up at training still intoxicated is completely unprofessional in this day and age. Some clubs, in years passed have sacked players for doing similar things, not just stood them down like the Broncos have. Not saying the Broncos have handled this badly, just if he hasn't any prior bad behaviour on his record, then they've handled it ok in my book. I was merely giving some comparative context.

 

[Scott]

Reece Walsh will be the next Todd Carney. I'm tipping 2028 will be his end date. The kid has nothing upstairs and is only hurting himself. It's not going to end well.

 

[Valheru]

From the images available I don't think that Carney drank his piss, but it looks like some would have hit his tongue and mouth. I find the comparisons really bizarre.

I also find the comparisons to Shiba really bizarre. Shiba was dropped off to training severely hungover/still intoxicated before our biggest game of the year with a short turn around. He was a mess on the club's time. Walshy pretended to drink from a brand new toilet (also a very odd and lame joke) in his own time. If those calling for him to be dropped or receive a ban actually took note of his snapchat and instagram, you'd know that he is renovating his home with his friend, brother, and cousin (I think), and that he was there while they installed the toilet late that afternoon - he actually gets on the tools too, so could have even installed it with them, so he would be well aware if it was 'christened'. In any case, he would have been punished internally for the shit joke anyway.

Like most of the time Walshy's antics are 0-2/10 humour at best, but also 0/10 newsworthy. Journos stalk his socials hoping for something to ragebait the gunt hauling fans from 17 other teams who hate him because he's hotter, richer, and more talented than them lol. Y'all click that shit quicker than I'd mount Harry and line the pockets of the journos that you all detest. A decade ago this probably would have been ignored, garbage non-events like this are only blasted all over the place because of how people on the interwebs are obsessed with cancelling people. Get the pitchforks out and ride at dawn, you know where to find him, and he'd probably be happy to meet you all ha.

TLDR: Walshy is stupid but harmless, and while he shouldn't have played that prank, you all are obsessed with him, and I'm obsessed too, but for different reasons but it's ok, we're all here to shitpost

Edit: spelling

I couldn't care less if Walsh pretended to drink from the mankiest tradie portaloo or indeed did drink from it.

Who gives a f**k

People wanting players punished for these types of thing never ceases to amaze.

 

[dogslife]

It's important that we take a moment and think about how Ezra Mam might be feeling.

He's the real victim in all of this.

 

[JamesRustle]

Unknown tradies? His family and friends are completing his renos. You chaps have been listening to RL journos for too long given all this hyperbole. Or is that you, Buzz!?

Excretions from unknown tradies would be cleaner than excretions from my family and friends.

 

[JamesRustle]

Certainly smooth brained.

Might as well use this thread as an opportunity to remind forum users to practice good hand hygiene - otherwise you're all just a bunch of shit eaters too!!

Thanks for the reminder... previous advice from LU has lifted my oral hygiene to new highs.

 

[Penrose Warrior]

The Broncos will drop Shibasaki for "breach of standards", but Walsh doing a Carney is fine - nothing to see here.

Agreed.

I feel like you didn't mean this literally, however.

I usually frown on silly crap players do on social media, but I couldn't care less if Reece drinks from his own toilet. Should he be smarter? Yes. Is he? No. That video where his mate got knocked out was dumb, but this is just a nonsense. Role model blah blah, involved parents can point out to kids that they should not aspire to be the person Reece Walsh is.

I don't think ReeceTV has done him a world of good, although he has been in strong form recently.

Shibasaki clearly broke team protocols and did not prepare adequately to be the best player he can be. So it is 100% right for him to be dropped for breach of standards. Standards are essential in terms of physical performance. It's a mistake, but it is a dumb one and the guy has clearly has got too big for his boots right now. On a train and trial contract, plays Origin, then decides to drink heavily on the Sunday of his club's most significant game in terms of making the top 4. Hopefully he'll learn that no one is bigger than the game or the team.

 

[JamesRustle]

Bear Grills does it all the time. Juan Manuel Marquez done it as did former UFC champion Lyoto Machida. Apparently there are some health benefits to it.

and in this time of costs of living pressure, the cost benefits really help all hard-working, fair minded, tax-paying Australian families.

 

[JamesRustle]

If that shit ain't hitting his tongue, I'm not here.
But yeah, pretending in either case is preferred
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Jealous of his flow TBH