FFB Christmas Thread

[Apey]

Ah come on we all know Stormy has the hots for Tim, Twiz..

 

[Jobdog]

Christmas should not be spoken about until the 1st December. All those fkn Xmas Carols in shopping centres already? I mean, seriously ...

 

[IanG]

Christmas should not be spoken about until the 1st December. All those fkn Xmas Carols in shopping centres already? I mean, seriously ...

Well as I stated I dont put my Christmas tree up until then.

Speaking of Carols. Am I the only one who thinks songs about snow are out of place in Australia?

 

[Dutchy]

Welcome to the fred Timmah jnr.

 

[Martli]

If only Santa would bring me the Russian bride I've asked for for the last 10 years

Santa's not real bro.

 

[IanG]

Santa's not real bro.

LOL

He's more real than god ever will be as far as I'm concerned

 

[Flapper]

Hehehehehehehehehhe.... bumhug

 

[kia ora storm]

Well as I stated I dont put my Christmas tree up until then.

Speaking of Carols. Am I the only one who thinks songs about snow are out of place in Australia?

All carols are out of place IMO..

 

[Twizzle]

Santa's not real bro.

bullsh*t,

he's appearing at Woolworth's in Tweed next Friday

I hoping for a train set and a blow up KB doll

 

[DB]

bullsh*t,

he's appearing at woolworth's in tweed next friday

i hoping for a train set and a blow up kb doll

m i rite!!!

 

[adamkungl]

It's 19 November, STFU dude

waaah

 

[StormChaser]

Ah come on we all know Stormy has the hots for Tim, Twiz..

Would sooner take a rusty razor blade to my happy place and sit in salt water tbh.

 

[Dutchy]

Sounds nice.

 

[IanG]

IanGs Christmas Tips for Bachelors.

To save yourself from cooking in that period between Christmas and New Years.

- Get a couple of salads whatever you like. For me its pasta and potato salads.

- A couple of the all purpose Woolies chooks.

- If you've had a ham that'll also last well into the New Year.

- Try and swipe as many left overs from the rellies as you can.

- Also buy a pudding at the supermarket when they open back up again. Chances are they've been reduced for quick sale. That and a carton of custard and thats desert. If they have the ones in a tin then get 2 and keep the other one for next year

- Do plenty of grazing too. You'll be bound to have plenty of chips and lollies left over. In my case they were a bunch of stocking fillers.

Also on other Christmas related stuff. Surplus cards and wrapping paper can be stashed away in the cupboard and used next year. If you get low buy more after Christmas when they're about 80% off and do this.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Too much effort Ian

 

[adamkungl]

maccas and migoreng for me Ian...

 

[Twizzle]

- Go to a mates Christams dinner and take lots of doggie bags

 

[IanG]

- Go to a mates Christams dinner and take lots of doggie bags

Well that's similar to doing it at rellies places.

Mind you I'm a drifter at Christmas.

 

[kia ora storm]

Regift your old crap as well for the next person...

 

[IanG]

Regift your old crap as well for the next person...

Cheapskate.