FFBBB06 :: Day 16 - Nominate now!

[roosters06]

Damn ningas.

Took everything that was worth bringing into the house off us

 

[RK]

I'm not happy with my accountant and it gives us a chance to see each other more often....in a professional manner that is.

Oh of course!!!! :lol: :lol:

 

[Crusher]

I swallowed some condoms on the way in. Wait til I go to the loo and I'll sort you all out.

 

[Frederick]

So which one of us will break down into an emotional wreck first? My money's on Crusher, being away from his kids.

PS Timmah, can you post a current list of who's in the house?

 

[Dani]

I bought my vibrator in.

 

[Captain Clark]

I'm boycotting this bullsh*t.

 

[Crusher]

i need the diary room

 

[Crusher]

C: Hello Big brother
BB: hello Crusher...whats bothering you?
C: I know its only been 10 minutes but I think they hate me
BB: Why do you say that?
C: (sobs)
BB: You can tell me Crusher.
C: It's just so hard Big Brother....
BB: Why is that?
C: I miss my cell....
BB: and?
C: This guy called Timmah is hitting on me...he thinks I may be gay.
BB: And how does that affect your time here?
C: he's also eaten out the fridge (sobs uncontrollably)
BB: You'll be OK
C: I know I shouldn;t say this but my grandma needs an operation and we can;t afford it. She was a war veteran who was struck down by a drunk driver.
BB: That must be terrible.
C: It is (sobs)

 

[RK]

Suck!!!!

 

[God-King Dean]

*whips out schlong*

Someone hold down Kate !

 

[Timmah]

:lol:

Some classic moments already and we're only 24 minutes into BB06.
Nominations will begin Monday, eviction on Sunday evening, just like the human rip-off of Big Brother. The format will be largely the same, but with a few surprising twists.

Current housemates, Launch day, 21 July 2006:

1 Timmah male
2 [furrycat] male
3 Captain_Fred male
4 Dani female
5 Phillips male
6 Crusher male
7 RaiderKate female
8 Bring Back John Fifita male
9 Immortal male
10 Big_Bad_Shark_Fan questionable
11 wittyfan male
12 roosters06 male
13 wittyz chick short female
14 Jobdog male
15 somethingwithjohn male
16 Red and Blue Knight male
17 no.2_lukeburt male
18 shark girl female

 

[Crusher]

**broadcasters call for Big brother to be axed after immortal tries to turkey slap RK..Crusher steps in to save the day**

 

[Captain Clark]

*whips out schlong*

Someone hold down Kate !

This is sh*t! I got kicked out for doing this and I didn't even do anything.

 

[Phillips]

when do we all get naked and have sex ffs

 

[Timmah]

*gets naked and offers self to Phillips*

 

[Phillips]

*whips out schlong*

Someone hold down Kate !

I'll grab her legs :lol:

 

[RK]

*whips out schlong*

Someone hold down Kate !

You wish Immortal, you wish!!!!

 

[Crusher]

bit close to borderline some of this stuff!! careful

 

[Captain Clark]

Don't f**king ignore me Timmah.

I got kicked out for turkey slapping so these guys should too.

 

[Crusher]

its OK kate,

hang around me and I'll protect you (be your only problem)