Financial Advise

[pixie nipples]

ok i got 23 hundred
i want to make that 23 billion by age 20
im 17 now

in EXACTLY 3 steps how do i acheive such a goal

Step 1: Buy $2300 worth of shares in a mobile phone company, a new one preferably. They become very popular very quickly. These shares will start out at about 20 cents each or so. That will give you 11,500 shares.

Step 2: In 2 years time they will be worth about $75 each. Sell them then, this will give you $862500. This is when you start playing with the bigger boys. Buy shares in an insurance company. This will be easy considering you held so many shares in a previous company, the insurance company will take you on without question. If you buy a few board members a few gifts (mobile phones is good) You'll be given 50% ownership of the company. Now being an insurance company thats worth $45 billion, 275 thousand dollars, all you gotta do is...

Step 3: Sell your half of the company and claim near $23 billion dollars of the companies worth. Add this to your $862500 you already had and you will end up with precisely 23 billion dollars in 3 years

 

[pixie nipples]

I wanna be Rich so i don't have to work anymore.
How can i do this?

quite easy young man, work as a bank teller, and everytime someone makes a deposit from their account, give them the money are after, but alter the amount they want to deposit. You claim the rest. After a while you shall have enough money to take on the actions described to Raider_69.

 

[Twizzle]

Screw the advice, show us your nipples.

 

[pixie nipples]

Pixie I wanna get into property development in my future....how can I go about doing this effectively?

Squatting is the cheapest and best way to start this.
When the occupants of the house are away, sell it. Then buy some apartments, charge rent at unbelievably cheap rates in central areas. Have everyone sign a contract and make sure there is a clause, in extremely fine print and barely readable to the naked eye, stating that each tennant must remain as residents of the apartment for 2 years minumum.

Every month jack the rent up $20 each tennant a week.

In this 2 year time where people are trapped and coughing up dollars to you, thats when you start buying more properties and land.

People want to buy expensive stuff for some reason, so don't be afraid to slap a few extra million on all your prices.

 

[pixie nipples]

I only have $0.65 to my name and I'm saving up for a cruise which is around $70000 a night. How can I achieve this?

Do what I did when I had only 2 pennies to my name all those years ago.

Become a high class 'escort' Businessmen and women are all for a high class escorts.