Fitzy deplores the lack of atrocities and ”night club incidents” this summer. He has to think up other ways to prove NRL players are bogans.
Six weeks away from a laptop resulted in some very twitchy fingers. This column is a catch up.
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The odd thing about this summer is a notable lack of the usual atrocities. Traditionally in the off-season, we have any number of mad Saturday nights to go with the Mad Mondays of September and October, but this off-season has felt as quiet as a Sunday morning. (Cue the classic: “Suddenly things were quiet . . . maybe a little
too quiet.“) Never mind. And never forget: the rule is that what happens in Vegas . . . often ends up on the front and back pages, so one way or another expect plenty of NRL Las Vegas headlines soon.