For Those Having A Bad Day...

[Andy]

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese Twin.

Your brother, attached to your shoulder, is gay.

You're not.

He has a date coming over tonight.

You only have one ass.

 

[Hoggy]

:lol:

 

[That Guy]

No offence, but i've heard that one like 7 times.

Its worn thin on me

 

[Andy]

No offence, but i've heard that one like 7 times.

Its worn thin on me

ok, too cool for the rest of us then.

 

[That Guy]

No offence, but i've heard that one like 7 times.

Its worn thin on me

ok, too cool for the rest of us then.

ooohhh, get your hand bag out then.

I did say no offence.

Although I am pretty cool I guess.

 

[Andy]

No offence, but i've heard that one like 7 times.

Its worn thin on me

ok, too cool for the rest of us then.

ooohhh, get your hand bag out then.

I did say no offence.

Although I am pretty cool I guess.

Exactly. Very cool. 8)

 

[Panthers_Gurl]

:lol:

 

[El Coconuto]

Hehe reminds me of the one armed man hanging off the Harbour Bridge with itchy balls one.

 

[weasel]

Thanks Andy. I think I have the strength to keep going now.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Imagine if one siamese twin had a really big dick....and the other one was like 2 centimetres :lol: .....you reckon he'd be pissed off at him when there at the troth :lol:

 

[Forum Idiot]

imagine if real life wasnt like the movies and siamese twins didnt actually make it to adolescence or adulthood...... what a crazy thought.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

I'd hate to have a androtop siamese twin...he'd probably grope your dude all the time.

 

[Alba]

yeah quite old but i prefer if ur having a bad day just stick your head in the toilet and keep flushing :roll:

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Pretty unorthodox TB....but well worth looking in too :lol:

 

[That Guy]

I usually just let the rage of a bad day fill up inside me and then hope the next day is better.

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

bad days dont exist.. Anyone who thinks otherwise has mental problems.

 

[Alba]

thats right CH cause every day is the same for me it is always crap so they arent really bad days they are normal .... :roll:

 

[Ron Jeremy]

You guy's don't have to deal with the sick and elderly everyday in the fashion i do :roll:

I was born to be rich, i can't believe im not a millionaire yet :roll:, i need a maid....good looking one too

 

[Alba]

if u pay well i will be your maid

 

[That Guy]

Yeah, well I go to university and just finished our last week before exams. Up to the wee small hours working on assignments and doing study for 5 days - now that is f**king depressing.

5 more months,......5 more months