A few of my favs...
"Hey Ref, are your eyes painted on or what?"
"We have a Rope, We have a Tree.. All we need is the Referee"
My all time Classic which is one I had heard of and then actually witnessed...
"Hey Ref, can I ask you something off the Record..." Ref Replied "Yes...
Coach: " Would I get in trouble if I called you a F*cking Cheating merkin?"
Referee: "Yeah you would" Coach: Oh alright.. I better not say it!!
I SWEAR THIS HAPPENED AT McCREDIE OVAL, GUILDFORD AFTER Senior game in 2005. Funniest thing I've heard!!