Funniest South Park Moment ever!

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Here's one of the funniest cuts from South Park....
(Hilarious if you're a South Park fan, offensive if your not)

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***Not safe for Work, please wear headphones or turn down speakers.... Cartman has a dirty filthy mouth and a big fat ass***

 

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[mullet]

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :|

vulgar :lol:

 

[Choppies]

I dont get it :lol:

 

[***MH***]

ta da!
anyone got any old funny southpark moments....

Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?
Mr. G.: Eric, what did you say?
C: (pulls out megaphone) I SAID, (clears throat) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK, MY BALLS?

 

[knights04]

When the couple with asses for faces end up finding their long lost son Ben Affleck.

 

[0neye]

Mr Hanky
Next time you go to the toilet, just think of the damage you might be doing to the fragile eco-system that exists in the sewers! Mr Hanky, the Christmas Poo, explains all this in his appearances in various South Park episodes. :lol: :lol: :lol: ;-)

 

[Twizzle]

not funny

 

[Billy the kid]

There song are funny but i can't stand the show!!!.

 

[nibbs]

hahahahahahaha

i enjoyed the lord of the rings episode. although it was comical laughter through out the part that stands out was the bit when the confronted token and asked him about the porno video.

...
randy: well you see token, when a man and woman love each other, they sometimes show it by the man sticking his penis into the woman the vagina...
token: and it is love when there's 4 penis' in the woman at the same?!?!?! 4 midgets spanking a man covered a salad dressing, is that love?
...

but dam, so many magic moments, in South Park. So so many,....

 

[Twizzle]

Homer is way funnier that Cartman

 

[nibbs]

no way. Cartman is the funniest.

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

Anything to do with sheety wok..

And i remember this from one of the first series.. I cant remember how it goes but i will try my best..

Kyle: Rainbows? Whats there to hate about rainbows?

Eric: Ohh, you know, youd just be sitting there, minding ur own business and they all come marching on, crawl up your leg and bite the inside of your ass :lol:

Don't mind the news casters either... with quotes such as.. 'and right now we will cross over to a midget wearing a bikini' or "The President responded to the situation by saying "Screw those commie b@stards and screw their wussy space station."


And just for you n****r rapper wannabes...

Randy: Oh, you think so? Bring the shizzle!

Skeeter: We'll trizzle the shizzle all over the hizzle

Kyles Dad: Yeah?! See you Saturday, makizzer shanna sharilla shaz biuznatch gazizzah!

Ahh god theres just so many kick ass quotes

Bigger longer and uncut has some funny shit in it..

General: GET BILL GATES IN HERE..........YOU TOLD US THAT WINDOWS 98 WOULD BE FASTER, AND MORE EFFICIENT WITH BETTER ACCESS TO THE INTERNET!

Bill Gates: It IS faster! Over five million.....(General Shoots him in the head) :lol:

 

[nibbs]

hahahaha.

i like the scene in the classroom...

Cartman: Don't call me fat you f**king jew

Mr Garrison: Eric! did you just say the f word

Cartman: What, Jew?

Kyle: No, he's talking about f**k, you can't say f**k in school you f**king fat arse

Mr Garrison: Kyle!

Stan: Dude, you just said f**k again

Mr Garrison: Stanley!

Kenny: f**k

Mr Garrison: Kenny!

Cartman: What? Its not like its hurting anybody. f**k f**kitty, f**k f**k f**k

Mr Garrison: How would you like to go see the school concillor?

Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?

Mr. G.: Eric, what did you say?

Cartman: (pulls out megaphone) I SAID, (clears throat) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK, MY BALLS?

 

[Mr Angry]

Far too many.............

But the one that stands out for me

The NAMBLA episode.

Butters : I suppose I can take one for the team.

 

[***MH***]

hahaha! Bigger, longer and uncut! one of the best...
Kyle on the net, Stan wants to know what the clitoris is...
**** 6 million results returned
Cartmans Mom featuring on a german shizer movie!!! lol!

 

[madunit]

Cartman: What would you know you stupid bitch.
Mr Garrison: Eric if you call Wendy a bitch one more time I'm sending you to the principals office.
long pause
Cartman: bitch
Mr garrison: Thats it Eric...
Cartman: I'm going!

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Anything With Terrence & Phillip is Gold!!

" Say terrence.....what did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian Gynocologist??.....i don't know Phillip.......*fart* hahahahahahahhaha......you got me there Phillip"

" Are Phillip what a festive season.....that's right Terrence....this is the season for sharing * fart*" hahahahahhaha

Mr Garrison- " Well spank my arse & call me Charlie"

Mr Garrison- * when he gets the nose job & looks like David Hasslehoff*.."now i can do what i always wanted to do...........hang around & screw hot chicks"

Mr Garrison- "poontangs experience...so all i do with chicks is screw & leave em & say out of my bed poon tang before you suck my life dry".....or something like that.

Saddam Hussian-" ah relax guy, you need to take a break"

 

[madunit]

Chef: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclomation?

Army General: Sorry, I don't listen to hip hop.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

what rhiona Ryder's table tennis trick :lol:

Big gay al- oh my!! :lol: