Funny NRL Limericks

[abpanther]

Very simple, rack your brains and come up with some funny NRL limericks.

For those that don't know what constitutes a limerick, it is a five line poem where the 1st, 2nd and 5th lines rhyme with each other and the 3rd and 4th lines rhyme with each other.

For example;
The limerick packs laughs anatomical
In space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

I'll start with these, for now....

The Panthers have a coach named Matt Elliot,
Who we would like to consider a compatriot,
He's made terrible selections,
He gets no erections,
The bloke is a deadset f**ken idiot.

The Blues went to war with Greg Bird,
Whose selection at 5/8th was absurd,
He was nowhere to be seen,
Despite his oral hygiene,
And to be honest he played like a turd.

 

[Stranger]

You have way to much free time.

 

[abpanther]

Oh come on, I'm sure you can come up with something...

 

[kia ora storm]

The cat sat on the mat....

 

[[furrycat]]

You have way to much free time.

Why? Limericks take 4 seconds to make up.

There once was a man named Sonny
Who got caught having sex in the dunny
He always seems to be hurt
At least not as much as Luke Burt
And all he wants now is more money

 

[RufusRex]

Cronulla are just total scum
With premierships yet to hit one
On top when its June
But its safe to presume
When september comes they'll still have none

 

[Dutchy]

Cronulla are just total scum
With premierships yet to hit one
On top when its June
But its safe to presume
When september comes they'll still have none

Classic :lol:

 

[_Johnsy]

There's a team who wear black, white and blue,
Who's supporters always hold true.
There is nothing they have won,
All fans know them as the scum.
A constant joke they are to me and you

 

[_Johnsy]

The dragons wear the big red V with pride,
On paper they've had a star studded side.
They can get to the very last game,
For those 80 minutes they're lame.
Then all the fans run and hide.

 

[wittyfan]

furrycat's is the best thus far imho.

 

[RufusRex]

technically not a limerick though ...

 

[_Johnsy]

The Broncs cry & want the NRL to do more
Uncle Rupert came knocking on their door.
Turned their back on the established comp,
Horsies continued to stomp.
But they are, and always be known as whores.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

In Melbourne the Premiers were born
They go by the name of the Storm
They lost to that Pommy Rhino crap
due to players they lost cause of cap
But a new World Club Champ was born cause the Rhinos were better than Storm.

 

[abpanther]

Great stuff guys, keep it up.

 

[[furrycat]]

technically not a limerick though ...

1st, 2nd and last lines rhyme

3rd and 4th rhyme.

Its a limerick bitch

 

[Butters]

In Melbourne the Premiers were born
They go by the name of the Storm
They lost to that Pommy Rhino crap
due to players they lost cause of cap
But a new World Club Champ was born cause the Rhinos were better than Storm.

We lost that due to Cameron Smith and Greg Inglis not being available ;-)

 

[Dr Crane]

There once was a man from Nantucket..

 

[RufusRex]

sorry dude .. limericks also have another criteria ...

lines 1,2 and 5 must have 3 metric feet (beats)
lines 3 and 4 must have 2 metric feet ...

not to take away from the comedic value of your poem .. its just technically not a limerick ..

 

[Where Eagles Dare]

Sharks supporters will speak of Covell,
"A winger who's hotter than hell",
Most other fans profess,
He is average at best,
But at least he is faster than Dell.



There's a team we are all meant to fear,
Who finally made the top 8 last year,
They said in '08,
The Red and Green would go great,
But again they are bringing up the rear.




There's a player that they call the Ox,
Who's too old according to NSW clocks,
Us Eagles fans scorn,
"He is in better form,
Than all the other halfback softcocks".

...but nobody listens

 

[abpanther]

There is a powder puff named Mase
And everyone gets on his case
He loves to disappear
When opponents come near
And man he is one ugly face.