McSharkie said:
ShireShark said:
If St George Illawarra were so big they wouldnt need the state government to give them hundreds of thousands of dollars to revamp their shitty home ground
Are you talking about the one they can't win at?
Theyve got so many "home grounds" I dont know which one I'm talking about
I think what happens on game day, the Dragons wake up, Peter Doust goes out to the ol' home ground chocolate wheel in his living room, gives it a whirl, and wherever the dial stops, that's where they play that day...either WIN, Aussie Stadium or Oki Doki Seeya Later.
Lance Thompson rings up a dazed Browny at 10:35, he's like "Hey Nate I cant play today, I've fallen asleep on the doorstep of Northies"...Browny comes to his senses as well and says "You didnt need to ring me, I've been sleeping right next to ya!" And Pig Riddell walks by stuffing his face "hey fellas I fell asleep here too, joke's on you guys though...you missed Maccas breakfast!"
So they all get up and Lance calls Gaz "hey Gaz we've got a home game today, where we playing?"
Gaz says "f**ked if I know, I'm stale"
"Stale - What does that mean?"
Gaz: "Look even I dont know, I'm not playing mate...call Baz"
They get Baz on the phone "I'll come and watch...I'm having a kid today, no wait, me ankle, no wait, me knee's given up again. In fact I'm not sure what's wrong with me but I aint playin"
Lance says "I'm sure glad I took a pay cut for you to play 3 games each season"
They get Blacklock on the phone "I dunno where we're playin' fellas, I'm at Wenty Park! Let me know though!"
Finally they get on to Doust...Dousty says "Get your act together lads, we're playing at Oki Doki Seeya Later, see you there at 230pm!"
Nate says "Who we playin'?"
"Cowboys"
All in unison "AAARGH FAAAARK WE'RE GONNA GET LAPPED AGAIN!!!"