Grand Final entertainment

[Vlad59]

The AFL has announced Katy Perry as the Grand Final entertainment for 2024.
Lets see now what the NRL comes up with.

MCG set to ROAR: Katy Perry to headline GF entertainment

Katy Perry has been confirmed to headline the Telstra Pre-Game Entertainment at the 2024 Toyota AFL Grand Final

www.afl.com.au

That’s brave of them. She’s getting torn to pieces in the media at the moment based on her latest album.

 

[horrie hastings]

I should have bumped this under the 2023 Grand final entertainment thread but went to far back and found the 2022 one. Anyway did somebody say menu log .

 

[Billythekid]

That’s brave of them. She’s getting torn to pieces in the media at the moment based on her latest album.

Yeah weird choice TBH. She’s pretty much famous right now for being over the hill and flopping her comeback.

Not that I think these things matter much really.

 

[Eelectrica]

Need another Mark McLindon run in.

 

[Captain Apollo]

I know they'll resurrect Al Jolson. Just what the NRL GF would need, blackface when he sings "mammy"

 

[moffla]

No need to hire anyone, Storm will provide plenty of entertainment on Grand Final day.

 

[YoHadrian]

She’s getting torn to pieces in the media at the moment based on her latest album.

7 figures to do a Milli Vanilli performance? She can do those kind of gigs & still buy a new car every 6 months.

 

[JamesRustle]

No need to hire anyone, Storm will provide plenty of entertainment on Grand Final day.

Bellyache and the strap-ons?

 

[JamesRustle]

Tina Turner (tribute) or Frenzal Rhomb.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

That’s brave of them. She’s getting torn to pieces in the media at the moment based on her latest album.

Baps

 

[The Man Shake]

Bellyache and the strap-ons?

They can do a rendition of the Ballad of Chasey Lain.

 

[ACTPanthers]

Man, just book the f**king Wiggles and be done with it.

I just want to watch footy anyway

 

[Babyface O'reilly]

Man, just book the f**king Wiggles and be done with it.

I just want to watch footy anyway

If the Roosters somehow make the GF they can sing ‘The Big Brown Bag’ song

 

[Perth Red]

Calvin Harris, featuring ' insert female singer here'

 

[ACTPanthers]

If the Roosters somehow make the GF they can sing ‘The Big Brown Bag’ song

You can stay

 

[The Man Shake]

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/americas-absurd-reaction-to-katy-perry-headlining-afl-grand-final/news-story/c19e41b9bc5850caf8cf3bdc8e4dd09d

“Unknown made-up event”…

“Obscure sportsball event”…

“A step away from opening car dealerships”…

That’s going to trigger the Mexicans.

 

[Fangs]

Katy Perry is one of the worst pop stars of all time. As basic as it gets.

 

[ACTPanthers]

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/americas-absurd-reaction-to-katy-perry-headlining-afl-grand-final/news-story/c19e41b9bc5850caf8cf3bdc8e4dd09d

“Unknown made-up event”…

“Obscure sportsball event”…

“A step away from opening car dealerships”…

That’s going to trigger the Mexicans.

They're not wrong though... I'd rather be tortured by Nth Korea than watch that shit.

 

[JamesRustle]

They can do a rendition of the Ballad of Chasey Lain.

Bloodhound Gang would be great. I'd go to the GF even if it was Storm v. Broncos.