Grand Final entertainment

[horrie hastings]

. Apart from Firework and Roar I’d struggle to name any more songs.

Surely you can remember this banger that used to bombard us anytime there was an ad for Masterchef.

 

[kurt faulk]

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Freaking horrible. That song makes my skin crawl.

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[Iamback]

$5m is way overs... still let them waste money

 

[Wb1234]

$5m is way overs... still let them waste money

No way they paid her 5 million ???

 

[Warrimoo3]

They could have got Tenacious D .Apparently they’re going cheap. Or they could have reinforced the stage and got Lizzo .

 

[Warrimoo3]

Looking at that Masterchef video I wouldn’t trust Daniel or Devon with a knife. In fact I’ve never seen Daniel and Dylan Edwards in the same room.

 

[Warrimoo3]

And what exactly is Kate doing ?

 

[Warrimoo3]

They could have got The Choirboys for a couple of dozen slabs. Run To Paradise , Never Gonna Die and Boys Will Be Boys . Everybody happy .

 

[The Man Shake]

They can get Wobbo now to do a rendition of Blondie’s Rapture.

 

[Trifili13]

Or simply play clips of Wobbo's whinges on the big screen

 

[Marshall_magic]

Set up a boxing ring and have the rematch. Kenty vs Doghead

 

[Babyface O'reilly]

Set up a boxing ring and have the rematch. Kenty vs Doghead

You’d need to get the tree in there somewhere though, wouldn’t you?

 

[Marshall_magic]

You’d need to get the tree in there somewhere though, wouldn’t you?

Replace the corners with trees

 

[Babyface O'reilly]

Replace the corners with trees

Getting chucked into four trees? That’s porn

 

[Marshall_magic]

Getting chucked into four trees? That’s porn

I think we have different definitions of porn

 

[YoHadrian]

Lizzo

Because any sort of grand final entertainment isn't actually about allowing people to enjoy music anymore but some sort of topical or political bollocks must be infused into the proceedingshere is my idea to use that BFFUB whale on GF day.

One burger bingo wing arm to be painted with the Ukraine flag, the other with the Russian flag. One hippo shank leg the Israeli flag & the other Palestinian flag & the rest of her wobbly pudding body with the rainbow flag.

No with the quadruple reo reinforced stage under wooden floorboard she jumps up & down sending shockwaves several kilometres away which symbolizes the bombing of the wars which directly affects the LBGTQI community.

All this whilst Katy Perry dances naked.

All for the low cost of 10 million dollars to be donated to Greenpeace.

I'm an ideas man.

 

[Warrimoo3]

Katy Perry report: 9 truncated songs in 17 minutes including a duet with Tina Arena of “I Kissed a Girl”. Apparently Tina got the biggest cheer. AFL fans can say they were there when Katy Perry “jumped the shark”.

Looking at the match it appears Greg Norman must have given the Swans their pre game pep talk. And John Longmire (Swans’ coach )is the AFL equivalent of Brian Smith .

 

[horrie hastings]

Katy Perry report: 9 truncated songs in 17 minutes including a duet with Tina Arena of “I Kissed a Girl”. Apparently Tina got the biggest cheer. AFL fans can say they were there when Katy Perry “jumped the shark”.

Looking at the match it appears Greg Norman must have given the Swans their pre game pep talk. And John Longmire (Swans’ coach )is the AFL equivalent of Brian Smith .

The Katy Perry show got a pass mark but wasn't up to the standard of Robbie Wiliams two years ago or Kiss last year or even Sting quite a few years ago, it seemed to lack any polish or style, it wasn't bad but just lacked anything amazing and Katy's lip syncing looked a bit out at times. poor Tina Arena , i love her but she looked like she was dressed in a space suit.

 

[Warrimoo3]

Having watched the AFL grand final they missed the perfect opportunity :

Just a Song About Ping Pong (Operator Please)

BTW how this song ever charted at all is a total mystery to me.

 

[Diesel]

lol the afl pay $5m for Katy thinking they’ll get millions of people overseas to tune in to watch their game. From what I heard, Katy had no idea what the game was about or even interested