Grand Final Plans 2012

[Pugzley]

Pop quiz, hotshots. Melbourne vs Bulldogs 2012. Cheats vs Cheats. What do you do?

Me, Breakfast and church (praying for a Dogs victory, lesser evil) followed by lunch and head on to Panthers for under-20's and Toyota Cup. Have a few bourbon and coke while waiting for the main event. Watch grand final and go home tipsy and needing a few crunches to keep away the beer belly I'm going to have the next mornng.

 

[_Johnsy]

Sleep in, wake up have brekky. Get ready for a bbq at mine. Few friends over and have a few quiet ones, relax and watch all the the 3 games. Drink a few too many, go to bed, and have another sleep in. Long weekend got the Monday off, winning !!!

 

[dogslife]

Dogs win: Get drunk, hope I remember
Dogs lose: Get drunk, hope I forget

 

[bartman]

Check in with 10mins until full time to see the final score (and hopefully Smith and Slater and the remaining cheats from 2009 in tears). Otherwise just getting on with enjoying the long weekend .

 

[saintania]

Load up the 2010 Victory Pack DVDs. Flick back every 10 minutes or so to find out which cheat prospers.

 

[Saint Doc]

Grand final day is better than Christmas for me regardless of who is playing

Wake up, breaky, read both Sunday newspapers

10am, couch. Watch WWOS and footy show etc

Crack a beer at kickoff in NSW cup

Watch 8 hours of footy

Awesome!!

 

[mozza91]

Wake up, no breakfast.
Watch the footy show.
Have a massive BBQ for lunch.
Watch the lower grades whilst getting into the beers.
If I have any room I'll have leftovers for tea.
Watch the game.
More beers.
Should be a good night was gonna go out and watch it but my funds are way too low.

 

[Moffo]

Tossing up whether to take a mates offer for a ticket or go to the usual large BBQ. Will get very pissed either way! Although getting pissed at ANZ Is now hard work with the mid strength bollocks

 

[PARRA_FAN]

Unlike last year, I wont be going to the Grand Final, but still I will do what I did in 2010.

Get up early, have breakfast around 10, a breakfast BBQ, eggs, bacon, sausages, onions, the lot.

Watch the footy show.

Watch the NSW Cup, crack open my first beer, go for the Jets.

Then watch the NYC, probably the first full game Ive seen all year.

Have another BBQ whilst is the entertainment is on, have plenty of snacks.

Then the big one.

Have plenty of beers, dont care who wins as long as its a good one.

 

[Amozzie]

Wow. Cluthcing at straws there to find some reason to actually watch the pharkin game.
My most hated teams are
Dogs
Manly
Storm
in that pharken order & with good reason.
The grand final is a cutie fest.
My friends, I have had a terrible decade. It went downhill when Langy left us. I support the Sharks. They decided to hire the biggest cutie on the planet as coach & the worlds worst half back ever, in Kimmorley. I supported the Sharks & pretty much any khiunt that played one of the 3 previous mentioned cuties. In that time I have seen 2 clubs convicted & charged over cheating win premierships. the 2nd one could win one this weekend with the same players that caused their cheating to happen & were an active part of it. Then there is the perennial cheats in Manly, who have also won.
So besides the Rooster 02 Grand final victory, the only happy time for me in adecade was the Tigers in 05 when none of the cheats were involved. Pennys dont quite count.
In that time, the kiwis have won 2 world cups & QLd 7 times,.
I'm dead set pharken cursed. It has to turn around. Next year.

So this year , on Grand final day, my day will go like this.

7am tequila slammer
7.15-3pm 1 case of Coronas
3pm 2 of the biggest doobies I can get my mouth around followed by 3 Shark Drinks.
4.45 1 shot of mild grade heroin.

I will wake up & it will be 2013 rnd1 & Luke Lewis have just scored in the corner off a joel Monas touch back.

Pharken cheatin dog cuties & pharken cheatin Storm cuties!!!!!!
PPPPHHHHAAAAAARRRRKKKKK!!!!!!!

 

[Moffo]

Heroin is bad mmmmkay

Rack up instead

 

[Danish]

Tossing up whether to take a mates offer for a ticket or go to the usual large BBQ. Will get very pissed either way! Although getting pissed at ANZ Is now hard work with the mid strength bollocks

Cannot possibly be a real fan if you are actually contemplating NOT going to the game

 

[Packy]

Wake up. Fly to Sydney. Have a few beers and lunch. Head to game. Try not to get too drunk.

 

[undertaker]

Wake up, no breakfast.
Watch the footy show.
Have a massive BBQ for lunch.
Watch the lower grades whilst getting into the beers.
If I have any room I'll have leftovers for tea.
Watch the game.
More beers.
Should be a good night was gonna go out and watch it but my funds are way too low.

Hope you're able to ameliorate that situation in the near future:thumn

 

[Fire]

Drink :lol:

 

[Suitman]

Snow skiing till mid afternoon.
Head back to house, light the BBQ, have a few beers while cooking dinner, then sit back, relax and enjoy a few wines while overlooking Lake Jindabyne.
First Grand Final I haven't been to in 12 years.
Can't say I'm gonna miss it.
I hate the Bulldogs and I hate Melbourne.

Suity

 

[MatthewA]

Load up the 2010 Victory Pack DVDs. Flick back every 10 minutes or so to find out which cheat prospers.

Dragons have also been done for breaking the cap. So I'm assuming you've purchased the 2010 cheaters victory pack of DVDs?

 

[Perth Red]

Down the beach in the morning then crack open the first beer at 12. Settle down in front of the big screen and watch Storm win another GF. Come on here reasonably drunk and lol at all the butt hurt sooks whinging about salary caps!

 

[Geohood]

Where's the best places to go to watch in Sydney?

 

[adamkungl]

Grand final day is better than Christmas for me regardless of who is playing

Yes! Best day of the year

Pub starting from 12 (go Jets!), might head home for steaks before the big one.