Great Comedians : Part 1 : The Dice Man

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The Dice Man ... Andrew Dice Clay

Live at Madison Sq Garden
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sF9J6rE11A (Pt 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96kkjJC_Yp4 (Pt 2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agwaIH5I8sw (Pt 3)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XM4G8VV9HM (Pt 4)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbNh2G_mkFE (Pt 5)

Please forgive me, i cant find part 6 ANYWHERE. If i find it i'll add it

But hey, watch The Master in action

p.s. if you are female, considering the majority of the 20,000 crowd here ( Dice was the ONLY comedian in History to sell out Madison Sq Garden) then if you have a problem with this ... why are females so prevalent in the crowd ? You can hear the booing at the start ... yes the man is a pig, but the booing stopped didnt it ? The Dice rests his case

 

[Ghoulies]

Jesus.... what a wanker.

 

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Jesus.... what a wanker.

hahah ... today's PC slaves will NEVER get it.

Where do you stand on ass-eating, Ghoulies ? :lol:

 

[Ghoulies]

hahah ... today's PC slaves will NEVER get it.

I don't give a sh*t about whether what he's saying is offensive or not, he just comes off as a through and through wanker. If I wanted to hear some punce talk like he's fresh off a filming of Goodfellas, I'd watch The Man Show; at least with that I'd get to see the girls on trampolines.

If you wanna start with great comedians, Richard Pryor should always be the first mentioned. He's anything but PC, yet it's pretty easy to appreciate him as the greatest standup comic of any generation.

 

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I don't give a sh*t about whether what he's saying is offensive or not, he just comes off as a through and through wanker. If I wanted to hear some punce talk like he's fresh off a filming of Goodfellas, I'd watch The Man Show; at least with that I'd get to see the girls on trampolines.

If you wanna start with great comedians, Richard Pryor should always be the first mentioned. He's anything but PC, yet it's pretty easy to appreciate him as the greatest standup comic of any generation.

The Man Show huh ? Where the hell do you think they got the idea from ? Have you no brains ... this footage is from 1990. The Man Show ? Actually you dont deserve to know how good Dice is. GFYYC

 

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If you wanna start with great comedians, Richard Pryor should always be the first mentioned. He's anything but PC, yet it's pretty easy to appreciate him as the greatest standup comic of any generation.

Richard Pryor and the Dice Man were the best of mates .... there's just so much a kid like you doesnt know, and also doesnt DESERVE to know.

 

[Ghoulies]

The Man Show huh ? Where the hell do you think they got the idea from ? Have you no brains ... this footage is from 1990. The Man Show ? Actually you dont deserve to know how good Dice is. GFYYC

Ah, I see I'll have to spell this one out for you.

The Man Show is drivel, but at least it has some value through the juggies. Dice may be the pioneer of this particular brand of sh*t comedy, but it's still sh*t nonetheless.

 

[Ghoulies]

Richard Pryor and the Dice Man were the best of mates .... there's just so much a kid like you doesnt know, and also doesnt DESERVE to know.

Bahahahaahah!

Doesn't deserve to know? You're a riot, champ.

You'll laugh at the obligatory pussy or ass remark, yet when you find someone who disagrees with you, you just hop on your high horse and start talking about who deserves to have the same opinion as you.

 

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Bahahahaahah!

Doesn't deserve to know? You're a riot, champ.

You'll laugh at the obligatory pussy or ass remark, yet when you find someone who disagrees with you, you just hop on your high horse and start talking about who deserves to have the same opinion as you.

Look ... why are you infiltrating my thread ? Will you please take your PC arse back to the government you sucked up to. Why cant i post a thread about one of my favourite comedians ? Who are you anyway ? Go f**k yourself you f**king sheep.

 

[Ghoulies]

Look ... why are you infiltrating my thread ? Will you please take your PC arse back to the government you sucked up to. Why cant i post a thread about one of my favourite comedians ? Who are you anyway ? Go f**k yourself you f**king sheep.

:lol: Look how worked up you are.

#1) PC arse? Nowhere have I criticised Dice for being a bigot. My criticisms have been purely based on him being an unfunny wanker.

#2) The government I sucked up to? Oh my.... at first I thought you just had poor taste, but that looks like the talk of a genuine loony to me.

#3) Why can't you post a thread about one of your favourite comedians? No one is stopping you mate, but this is a forum and you can't expect everyone to be a sheep (interesting that you'd call me that too) by just agreeing with you. The only reason I've really gone on with this is because you jumped to the conclusion that I disliked Dice because I was either too young to understand it, or blinded by political correctness.

 

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:lol: Look how worked up you are.

#1) PC arse? Nowhere have I criticised Dice for being a bigot. My criticisms have been purely based on him being an unfunny wanker.

#2) The government I sucked up to? Oh my.... at first I thought you just had poor taste, but that looks like the talk of a genuine loony to me.

#3) Why can't you post a thread about one of your favourite comedians? No one is stopping you mate, but this is a forum and you can't expect everyone to be a sheep (interesting that you'd call me that too) by just agreeing with you. The only reason I've really gone on with this is because you jumped to the conclusion that I disliked Dice because I was either too young to understand it, or blinded by political correctness.

Dont flatter yourself you PC git.You'll NEVER beat me. Are you getting revenge for your gay mate Rocco after i owned him in the NRL forum ?

 

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:lol: Look how worked up you are.

Yeah im so worked up, i think i'll have another drink. WTF ?

 

[Ghoulies]

It just gets sadder and sadder....

Dont flatter yourself you PC git.

Keep it up with the PC angle, mate. You're clearly on the money with that one.

You'll NEVER beat me.

Never beat you? WTF are you on about? Listen to yourself. You're on an internet forum, talking about this as though it's a contest.

You must take yourself very seriously.

Are you getting revenge for your gay mate Rocco after i owned him in the NRL forum

Ah, Rocco. Would that be the bloke with a hardon for anything remotely related to the Bulldogs? If yes, I doubt I'd be inclined to get "revenge" lol: ) for someone who embarasses other Bronco fans more than anything else.

 

[Ghoulies]

Yeah im so worked up, i think i'll have another drink. WTF ?

Well I actually gave you the benefit of the doubt by assuming that you were just worked up.

No sane person in a calm state of mind would blab on and on about how the politically correct are out to show you up by "beating" you on an internet forum.

 

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I have to ask ... who the hell are you Ghoulies ? Ive never actually seen you here before. So um good luck with that whole "you owned me sh*t". I dont even know who the hell you are. Your opinion to me is extremely small. I have no interest in you or your opinion ... dont you get it ? Maybe if this was Saab ... i'd actually care. saab makes some good points and i cant say i hate him ... but WHO THE f**kING HELL ARE YOU ? Do you actually post on the NRL forum ? Cant say ive ever seen you before. Meh whatever ... simple things ...

 

[Ghoulies]

I have to ask ... who the hell are you Ghoulies ? Ive never actually seen you here before. So um good luck with that whole "you owned me sh*t".

I'm curious, who are you quoting with the emboldened quote? Definitely not me, because I didn't set out here to "beat" you or "own" you. I expressed an opinion, one which you met with some bs about how I'm a government suckup (which made a whole world of sense :sarcasm: ).

I dont even know who the hell you are.

So? Do I have to get to know everyone who reads a post of mine?

Your opinion to me is extremely small. I have no interest in you or your opinion ... dont you get it ?

Ah, sorry I didn't pick up on it sooner. Maybe if you'd stopped responding to my posts, I'd have understood that you didn't care. :shock:

... but WHO THE f**kING HELL ARE YOU ? Do you actually post on the NRL forum ? Cant say ive ever seen you before. Meh whatever ... simple things ...

I post in the Broncos forum, and occasionally in the NRL forum. I can't say I've seen much of you around, but then I don't take much notice of forum reputations when posting.

 

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Awesome ... this guy is so lame he even quotes individual sentences. My god, i pity you.

Your life went -----> thataway. Go catch it before you miss out on it.

p.s. you never actually replied to my first question ... Where do you stand on ass-eating ?

 

[Ghoulies]

Awesome ... this guy is so lame he even quotes individual sentences. My god, i pity you.

I did it for your benefit, champ. You weren't getting the message, so I thought I'd break it down a bit for you. It's a common technique for dealing with children. ;-)

Your life went -----> thataway. Go catch it before you miss out on it.

Says the legend who talks about people trying to "beat" him on the internet. :lol:

As for ass-eating.... as long as it's not my ass, I can deal with it. ;-)

 

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I did it for your benefit, champ. You weren't getting the message, so I thought I'd break it down a bit for you. It's a common technique for dealing with children. ;-)

Says the legend who talks about people trying to "beat" him on the internet. :lol:

As for ass-eating.... as long as it's not my ass, I can deal with it. ;-)

Im no legend, get it out of your head man. Im easy to beat, but you just dont know how.

 

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btw mods ... can we get this crap removed please ? Id actually like to know what others think of Dice. This clown has served his use-by period.