Great Comedians : Part 1 : The Dice Man

[Ghoulies]

Im no legend, get it out of your head man. Im easy to beat, but you just dont know how.

Again with the beating? You really need to lighten up.

I'm here for a laugh, and I got one. So I think it's time to move on....

 

[OVP]

:lol: Of course.

I'm here for a laugh, and I got one. So I'll just have to leave you to it then....

Going to bed then are we ? Well you just listen to daddy ... he knows the score.

 

[Ghoulies]

Going to bed then are we ?

It's pushing 4am.... you don't work for a living I presume?

 

[OVP]

It's pushing 4am.... you don't work for a living I presume?

I do sunshine ... but its none of your business what i do

btw ... this may even make someone as anally-retentive as yourself to have a chuckle ... let me know what you think

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FxAF2Oyhfc

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

I love Dice.

I have a DVD and a couple of CD's.

Un-f**kin'-believable.

"There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children, her uterus fell out."

LOL

 

[Thomas]

I used to like Dice until a bloke I lived with started quoting him non-stop and even combing his hair like Dice.

He didn't get the whole "it's an act" thing and actually behaved like that in front of women. Living with him was pretty hard during his Dice Phase.

He did pull some stunning women, surprisingly.

For me....Bill Hicks is my favourite stand up comic. RIP.

 

[HevyDevy]

I was about to say Bill Hicks. Brilliant guy. Tragic ending.

Andrew Dice Clay - I still think Ford Fairlane is one of the great movies

 

[carcharias]

Hard to not laugh at Eddie Murphy in delirious.

He was only 21 when that was filmed if I recall.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

HAHAHAHAHA The Dice man is a legend.

Girls -"Ford, we just wanted to be held"
Ford Fairlane-" you got the bonus plan"

bahahahahaha

Ford Fairlane- "Little boy blue, he needed the money" hahahahahaha
Love Ford Fairlane

"Collie and me?......i'm a big Lassie fan"

"Who was that smiling snapperhead"

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Hard to not laugh at Eddie Murphy in delirious.

He was only 21 when that was filmed if I recall.

Imagine if Mr T was a androtop?:lol:

 

[macavity]

For me....Bill Hicks is my favourite stand up comic. RIP.

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreal f*cking high on drugs......

 

[OVP]

Ghoulies STILL hasnt told me his REAL stand on ass-eating :lol:

 

[OVP]

I used to like Dice until a bloke I lived with started quoting him non-stop and even combing his hair like Dice.

He didn't get the whole "it's an act" thing and actually behaved like that in front of women. Living with him was pretty hard during his Dice Phase.

He did pull some stunning women, surprisingly.

For me....Bill Hicks is my favourite stand up comic. RIP.

mate i had the same problem with a clown of a flatmate ... all he did was HOG the the f**king stereo with frigging Jimmy Le Twat Barnes. When you see great sh*t like i posted, i bet you can be swayed to LOVE THE DICE !! f**k the nuffies ... they are like ghoulies ... zeros who think their sh*t world actually gives them a voice. But realistically , people like your mate, and ghoulies, are simply just geniused.

 

[OVP]

Here's The Dice MAn meeting Paris Hilton backstage on the Tom Green Show ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3Gxa7HJOHY

 

[Raiders Plight]

I used to like Dice until a bloke I lived with started quoting him non-stop and even combing his hair like Dice.

He didn't get the whole "it's an act" thing and actually behaved like that in front of women. Living with him was pretty hard during his Dice Phase.

He did pull some stunning women, surprisingly.

For me....Bill Hicks is my favourite stand up comic. RIP.

Hicks was a freakin genius. There is tons of Hicks on youtube, i recommend you people go watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRkA6zugNMQ