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Goodbye slim shady. You leave GWS with perhaps the worst ever win-loss record as a coach in Australian sport. But before you leave with a 3-win record over the space of 2 seasons, the Gold Coast Suns gave you a special parting gift, in the sum of a GWS special... an 83 point demolition job :lol:
Now, get your fugly Victorian arse out of NSW and DON'T EVER STEP FOOT IN MY STATE AGAIN!!!
You're wrong. The kids of NSW need a choice and without their hero Con Shiveby there to show the kids of Western Sydney, Canberra, Prague, China, Greater Western Sydney (it's a real place look it up), Breakfast Point, Southern New South Wales, the Moon and Sydney there's a fourth football code they've never heard of, they'd have no chance to understand that the sports they prefer are nothing compared to the glory of watching 40-something anorexic, drugged-up uncos fumbling Sharon all over a cricket field and getting smashed every week.
If that happened I fear the GWS side would not be able to maintain its current standards of success and the club might become a financial burden on the Melbourne competition if the local crowd stopped attending the GWS matches in their tens.
Therefore I say sign Smeagol for another 4 decades and keep him as the figurehead for this great club, after all he's an AFL legend and the most successful coach of any sport in any era with 3 "flags" in 30 years of coaching plus a decorated war service record to boot.
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