Half-naked Darren Lockyer rescues girl from car crash

[Kelly Patrol]

Lucky for the girl Lockyer was there, had it been Johns he'd have thought he was hallucinating in a drug induced haze and ignored her plight.

 

[applesauce]

Lucky for the girl Lockyer was there, had it been Johns he'd have thought he was hallucinating in a drug induced haze and ignored her plight.

.... then once she was burnt to a crisp he would of abused her with a tirade of black merkin statements!

 

[Paullyboy]

Comfortable in Speedos in the company of other blokes.

Is this the "special bond" that Queenslanders love alluding to?

Why wouldn't they be comfortable? It's safe to say they are all straight, as a matter of fact, I find it strange that you would be uncomfortable.

You're one of those blokes who is too scared to piss in a urinal in case someone accidentally glances in the direction of your flute aren't you?

 

[DeeJ]

Lockyer wears Speedos? Respect -1.

Hey they aren't so bad once you get used to them.

And good work by Locky, we need more good news league stories!

 

[[furrycat]]

ZOMG - theres TWO TIMMAHS?!

 

[Bumble]

ZOMG - theres TWO TIMMAHS?!

It's best not to think about it.

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

ZOMG - theres TWO TIMMAHS?!

:shock::crazy:

 

[byrne_rovelli_fan82]

Nice work Dazza and co. Mmm I wouldn't mind! haha

 

[Helen]

.

Is there anything he CAN'T do?

Always tell the truth.

 

[Ronnie Dobbs]

Why wouldn't they be comfortable? It's safe to say they are all straight, as a matter of fact, I find it strange that you would be uncomfortable.

You're one of those blokes who is too scared to piss in a urinal in case someone accidentally glances in the direction of your flute aren't you?

f**k off Paullyboy. I don't give a flying what way they swing. It was a little gay joke that little gay merkins like you get your speedos in a knot about.

You're one of those blokes who goes the sideways glance, aren't you?

 

[yawn]

It could be scary because of Lockyer's voice. If you didnt know it was Lockyer.

 

[morri (cWo)]

ZOMG - theres TWO TIMMAHS?!

One is well and truely more than enough

 

[Paullyboy]

f**k off Paullyboy. I don't give a flying what way they swing. It was a little gay joke that little gay merkins like you get your speedos in a knot about.

You're one of those blokes who goes the sideways glance, aren't you?

You appear to be the one who is a little bit upset mate. Feel free to relax a bit. Maybe walking around in a pair of smugglers would give you the freedom to enjoy life a bit...just a suggestion.

 

[Ronnie Dobbs]

You appear to be the one who is a little bit upset mate. Feel free to relax a bit. Maybe walking around in a pair of smugglers would give you the freedom to enjoy life a bit...just a suggestion.

Trust me. No one would be comfortable with seeing me in the smugglers.

 

[Loudstrat]

And if it was Todd Carney the headlines would be:

NRL STAR SEX ATTACK ON CRASH VICTIM

ROOSTERS STAR NEAR NAKED IN PUBLIC

CARNEY SMUGGLES BUDGIES

 

[Apey]

The things you gotta do for a blowy these days..

 

[manly40gimps0]

http://www.couriermail.com.au/enter...l-from-car-crash/story-e6freq7o-1225879592138

is there anything he can't do?

tackle

 

[user_nat]

tackle

Pretty sure he did a public demonstration on the streets of Brisbane back in 08, proving that he could tackle when needed.

 

[Russell Crowe's Band]

darren lockyer runs down half naked girl in his car?

what a scoop!

 

[brendo]

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