Hall Of Fame Awards.

[carcharias]

Things are really hotting up now with only a couple of months to go to the official cut off time ( kick off in Grand Final ).
This year has been exceptional to say the least , so lets refresh our memories and see if there is anyone I've missed.

2004 Hall Of Fame Nominee's .
Julian O'neil ,Drunken boat trip that ended with a mascot on fire and an unauthorised swim in his undies.

Lance Thompson ,Rocked up to training with what was said to of been a midori and Lemonade in hand after all night bingeathon at Fusion.

Darren Lockyer, Made one of the worst timed jokes in the history of Rugby League with his classic " If St George won 11 premierships with one Raper imagine how many the Bulldogs will win?"

Chris Walker, Got on the turpentine and decided to punch on with the coppers.

Mark Gasnier,Made the now infamous drunk dial on Minichello's Mobile phone to some yound lady with the "toey human , Fire up!" corker. Thus getting himself booted out of the Origin team and getting a $50,000 fine and ending any future SOO bonding sessions in the process.

Anthony Minichello ,Got sacked along with Gasnier for breaching Gould's no mobile phone rule on team piss up.

Danny Williams ,Got sent off for king hitting another player . The icing on the cake being his PTA post traumatic amnesia defense. Nice work there!

Jason Williams , Got himself sacked from the Sharks and chucked in gaol for beating the crap out of a team mate in the dunnies at Carmens

Daniel Dumas ,Dumas by name and Dumbarse by nature after being caught shoplifting a DVD .

Willy Mason , Signed wrong name during autograph session for SOO.

What do you think , do we have a bolter?

 

[Shark]

Mate, Gaz has to have it all sown up.

I mean, Julian O'Neill has form, Locky's joke was a dead set classic, Thompson was just unlucky that nobody cornered him in the carpark first and Chris Walker gets to give it to Sally every night, so as dumb as he is, he's still doing better than most of us. :mrgreen:

You can't be serious about nominating a Shark or two, and Willie deserves nomination for worse things than the autograph-gate scandal.

Gaz for sure.

 

[carcharias]

You can't be serious about nominating a Shark or two, and Willie deserves nomination for worse things than the autograph-gate scandal.

Gaz for sure.

Unfortuantly I'd be painted as a cheat if I didn't include the Sharks boys . Getting chucked in gaol is pretty impressive you'd have to admit.
Danny Nutley almost got a mention for his F bomb incedent on live tele the other week , but I thought with the high standard of competition he would be up against that his efforts would be fruitless.

As the for the Willie nomination... well thats all we can legally pin on him.
Put it this way there a couple of very lucky Doggies Boys getting around.
I do agree Gasnier is in there big time.

 

[PHaTMaN]

Does Bird deserve a mention for his "brain explosion"?

 

[Jimbo]

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaz by a mile. Anyone who can manage to break his collarbone while stepping out of a car has to be a future Darwin Awards candidate

 

[Pierre the Horrible]

What about Brian Smith???? Nominee for TRYING to act like a coach!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Phil Gould, surely... his antics at Origin II!!!

 

[Jimbo]

El Garbo, for his disgraceful attitude towards Gavin Miller and the Mermaids

 

[Shark]

Jimbo, for replacing his Avatar of Fran with a farkin' BATH MAT. #-o

 

[King of the Hill]

daniel dumas

 

[Shark]

daniel dumas

I hate to say it, but I see shades of Wayne 'Forrest' Bartrim here.

A bloke on $???? nicking DVDs? A bloke who actually falls for the prank of being told he needs his passport to fly to North Queensland?

Come on, Dan! Smarten up, son!

 

[gunnamatta bay]

Bulldogs supporters brawling at the SFS when beaten by the chooks.

 

[Jimbo]

Jimbo, for replacing his Avatar of Fran with a farkin' BATH MAT. #-o

Fran is yesterday's news. Besides, who needs her when I've got Chanelle in my sig?

BTW, Agro is the bathmat. Animal was the inspiration to an entire generation of musos and womanisers

 

[coolumsharkie]

I'd say its a Williams shoot out

Danny for pretending to be a human being after an obvious rush of blood.

Jason for not pretending to be anything but a bad ass mo fo!!!

 

[King of the Hill]

fran is a dirty slurt
she should be beaten

 

[aussie_londoner]

Greg Bird

13 weeks of suspension in one season, and still got time for a few more attempts to get another few

 

[spirit of league]

Greg Bird

13 weeks of suspension in one season, and still got time for a few more attempts to get another few

how many hours did it take you to come up with that little beauty, eh ? eh? who's a cwever widdle dragon then ? yes he is ! yes he is !!

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gotta be gaz - for the initial denial, the tears, sheer scale of the publicity, the ramifications and the collarbone 'oopsy' out the car door to follow. consistent excellence in the field of public self-humiliation

however, the true embodiment of 'the spirit of league' remains julian o'neill - that mantle shall not pass until some other man of destiny craps in their sneakers and finger-paints a motel room