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Dave Q

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Hey Dave,

I had to reveal the hiding spot of the young fella's Wiggles Cd's once i got home from work otherwise i would have to suffer.

So i did my good deed and decided that i needed to do do something else to ensure that my hatred lasted 24 hours for the South Sydney cause.

I have just gone to my next door neighbours house whose Grey Cat has mysteriously disappeared and told them that i just seen a grey cat struggling in the water in our backyard.

PS:I will release their cat from my possum trap tomorrow morning and DOUBLE PS: the cat is in no pain.

lol Pure genius johno, you should coaching the team.

Spray the cat with beer before you set him free so his owners think hes been out all night drinking...
 

Dave Q

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A bit quiet today on the evil front, I suppose its the weekend, even haters like us need some time off.

Well, I couldnt handle the niceness so in breaking news, I mowed the lawn today.

I ensured that plenty of residual grass clippings and other debris were left all over the neighbours pristine manicured lawn.

Do I feel good or what?

hate=win.

Kill or be killed Souths.

I announce Crocker as our patron saint of evilness. I need someone to second the motion!
 
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Cloud9

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I despise Souths for stealing the Patron saint of evilness from us.
I shall ring up Kevin Joyce Pest Management right now to get rid of you vermin
1800 010 590
 
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Dave Q

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I despise Souths for stealing the Patron saint of evilness from us.
I shall ring up Kevin Joyce Pest Management right now to get rid of you vermin
1800 010 590

You are rabbitoh material.

Kevin Joyce business is killing, which I hear he does very well at. A bunny at heart.
 

Earl Hickey

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Why did you put the tag 'bro' with this thread Dave?Bro is a friendly term and it has no place in the Hate Klub lol.
 

Dave Q

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Why did you put the tag 'bro' with this thread Dave?Bro is a friendly term and it has no place in the Hate Klub lol.

I dont post too many starter threads.

98% have the tag "bro"

Originally is was a tribute to our indigenous and islander players. Then it just became a habit and all of that.

I am sorry if I have offended any of my hating brethren. If any non-hater is offended, too bad.

And now a poem:

We used to be goody two shoes
We were once and all nice and shiny
A polite hello here and there
A time when unkindness was stymied

But we learnt that in this mans game
That being good was bad
A rugby league life of horror
As our team played liked wussie cads

Now weve all manned up alright
We are outspoken in our hatred
For all things non South Sydney
Our pleasant selves abated.

So fug you and fug your club
And Fug the NRL
We shall win this comp again
In the game they play in hell.

Cheers Earl baby

Love
Dave.
 
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Dave Q

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Does my hatred of Ricky Stuart,Denis Fitzgerald,News Limited,John Ribot,Ken Cowley,Geoff Carr,Johns Boys get me in?

You can hate whomever you want Newk.

The point is that the hate needs a higher purpose, turn a single negative into two or three negatives.

Most of the above are hated by most people anyway, so its a cheap and common hate. We need a more refined and dignified hate. The type you can count on when things are looking up.

You need to lodge your "hate activity statement" here Newk and then we shall see. i.e do something unkind and share it with us.

In the game against Cronulla, you only ate one of my doughnuts. Had you spat on the others, you were in. But taking some convincing from me to eat just the one, well that was way too polite.

Niceness like that is not going to help Souths one bit and I was wrong to offer you one. It was as weak as piss of me to share the doughnuts around our section of the ground. Hell no, not any more! From now on I stuff the whole box into my gob as fast as I can in front of the hugriest people near me. I hope that half of them fall onto the concrete where I can stomp on them.

You know I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

Fellow haters, none of us here are devoid of the sin of being good. Thats how we got into this mess of having pretty ordinary results for the last 30 to 40 years!

But there is a way out.

We have to take up the mantle of unkindness and bless others around us with derogatory comments and/or bad acts. Through the spirit of meaness and being bastards, we shall lift Souths.

Then we shall return to the promised land of the NRL finals.

Bite your tongue and start being unkind, together lads we can do this.

Our war crys will live forever in rugby league infamy:

Hate=win!

Kill or be killed!

Crocker, Venom, Finals!!

We dont want to win 21, we want to steal (like all the other sides who have won it for the last upteen years) it and we shouldnt care how many heads we have to trample on to achieve our dream.
 
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Bunnies 08

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Although i did not have the foresight to begin this GENUIS thread, i discussed this same subject with the missus. Outlinining the fact that for so long i never jumped on others misery, thinking it would bring some badness onto us ten-fold, but for what, we only always get kicked in the teeth in the end...I wish to join the club!!! This is the greatest club of all and my only hope is that when i get to supply my act of hatred upon the world, that there is a "bunny" sticker/logo around to stand and salute as have my foot on the throat of my victim!!!
 

Dave Q

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Although i did not have the foresight to begin this GENUIS thread, i discussed this same subject with the missus. Outlinining the fact that for so long i never jumped on others misery, thinking it would bring some badness onto us ten-fold, but for what, we only always get kicked in the teeth in the end...I wish to join the club!!! This is the greatest club of all and my only hope is that when i get to supply my act of hatred upon the world, that there is a "bunny" sticker/logo around to stand and salute as have my foot on the throat of my victim!!!

lol poetry.

Front & Centre '08, with attitude like that you'll make drill sargeant in no time. In fact I may have to give you a platoon to see what you can do with them!

And as for the foot, heres a tip, dont rush the step,try to get a few hours worth of pained gasping before the victim screams out "Yeah I do love souths, I do"

Serves him right.

The best hate is the nasty gnawing kind, nice and subtle. If enough lads get involved, the feeling will channel to Croker and he will rip heads off.
 

Dave Q

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Q,I hope you will be having a few this Sunday at the SCG.

Id like to, I have a good feeling about it, but I will probably be at work.

The tiges are so hot and cold, its hard to know what they will deliver.

But I saw Crocker in his bunnies training gear on Sports Tonight last night ( channel 10) and geez he looked the part. Massive frame and the look of the animal about him. The hatred oozed through.

Crocker is my role model and patron of this thread.
 

NGR

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would asking a mate to come out for a beer, only to pick him up with a trailor full of furniture i needed to move to my new place and make him move it all in. after we moved it all in i then told him il go and get the beers whilst he set all the furniture up. Came back 30minutes later with most of the flat set up with 2 beers...

would that count?
 

Dave Q

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would asking a mate to come out for a beer, only to pick him up with a trailor full of furniture i needed to move to my new place and make him move it all in. after we moved it all in i then told him il go and get the beers whilst he set all the furniture up. Came back 30minutes later with most of the flat set up with 2 beers...

would that count?

Yes indeed.

The old "unduly delayed" or "dissapearing act". Nice and sneaky, well done.

Neighbours will thank you when you sneak out at 11pm and place your excess garbage in their otto bin.

Shopkeepers will enjoy you not volunteering the fact that they gave you back too much change. Actually, I think thats illegal so it doesnt count.

When I was a check-out chick, customers really liked it when I looked well away from them and into the distance. The less eye-contact the better.

Overcharging is another classic, but for me, it was a genuine mistake.

But I have met a guy who increases his fees and charges on the basis as to where the customer lives. He is especially interested in upping all the charges for people who live in Manly and surrounds.

Anyone who was struggling or an oldy pensioner etc gets a genuine mates rate, sometimes near cost.

Still trading and hes going strong, especially in the Manly area. Go figure?!!
 

Dave Q

Coach
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Theres some hate activity statements overdue.

As to the success of the hate, lets see whats happened since we started this thread:

1. Souths have got 2 points and no injuries

2. We have signed Crocker

3. We have signed Taylor

4. Membership day has been announced.

5. Wing is still playing for us.

All thanks to us hateful brotherhood, giving our all for the club!!
 

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