Have faith in me, and I shall lead you to the promised land.

[Swiftstylez]

No doubt you are all familiar of my recent works. I have proved prosperous for the Parramatta Eels, and the evidence can be viewed in any of the recent threads that I have started. But enough about blowing my own horn...

I have an offer for the Eels fans at large. I have controlled the fate of the team and offered my blessings to them which saw their massive mid season reversal. The thing is though, for this to continue all the way to a Grand Final victory, I will require the faith of the users here. For if I do not have your faith, I will be a vengeful god and make the Bulldogs run rampant on Friday night.

The choice is yours. I have been kind to my team but my duties as a football god come first.

 

[yy_cheng]

Screw HJ, he is not the true messiah.

I am with you Swifty.

Now when do those orgies start?

 

[SDM]

If we lose, you get nailed to a cross.

 

[Swiftstylez]

Screw HJ, he is not the true messiah.

I am with you Swifty.

Now when do those orgies start?

LOL. Thank you. They will start shortly. You will be given many cheerleaders if you follow my teachings.

Your honor is of value, and I will count it as I watch down on the Eels vs Dogs game.

If we lose, you get nailed to a cross.

It is not faith if you use your eyes. Believe in me, and such a travesty will not have to occur.

 

[yy_cheng]

Though art Army,
And upon this team, I will build my defense
And the gates of the DOGS shall not prevail against it.

And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of the Leagues Club:
and whatsoever thou shalt bind on the field shall be bound in Parramatta:

and whatsoever thou shalt loose at ANZ shall be loosed in our Faith.

Then charged he his disciples that they should tell no man that he was the BLUE AND GOLD ARMY.

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

False Prophet.

 

[fanaticeel]

False Prophet.

Agree..

Isn't there like ..."the wrath of khan" on you if you worship false gods..

 

[Swiftstylez]

Though art Army,
And upon this team, I will build my defense
And the gates of the DOGS shall not prevail against it.

And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of the Leagues Club:
and whatsoever thou shalt bind on the field shall be bound in Parramatta:

and whatsoever thou shalt loose at ANZ shall be loosed in our Faith.

Then charged he his disciples that they should tell no man that he was the BLUE AND GOLD ARMY.

Thanks for the signature LOL

 

[yy_cheng]

Ha LOL !!!

I've read some fiction books on Christ, Mary Magdeline, etc and they use these quotes from the bibles or religious texts.

 

[Eelectrica]

I'll put my faith in DA, Hindy, Caylo, Hayne and all the rest.

 

[yy_cheng]

False Prophet.

http://www.nospam25.com.au/forum/image.php?u=2262&type=sigpic&dateline=1253311478

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

Good looking bloke, that fella.

 

[fanaticeel]

Everytime I see that pic I miss the hill

 

[yy_cheng]

Good looking bloke, that fella.

Oh, I thought it was an UGLY CHICK!!!

 

[SDM]

Oh, I thought it was an UGLY CHICK!!!

:lol:

 

[hineyrulz]

:lol:

 

[Swiftstylez]

http://www.nospam25.com.au/forum/image.php?u=2262&type=sigpic&dateline=1253311478

This man did not instill the faith in Jarryd Hayne, and should be cast aside into the depths of the Bulldogs army to be fed on and ravaged for his sins.

 

[EELICIT]

http://www.nospam25.com.au/forum/image.php?u=2262&type=sigpic&dateline=1253311478

LOOK ITS KEVIN KINGSTON ! :lol::lol::lol:

 

[EELICIT]

http://www.nospam25.com.au/forum/image.php?u=2262&type=sigpic&dateline=1253311478

Or a pretty good looking tranny !

 

[parra pete]

We have some difficult times ahead, I may not get there with you but it doesn't matter to me now because I have been to the mountain top - I have seen the promised land.
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0whBALnwgQQ&feature=player_embedded#t=37