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[Bazal]

I never had a problem with the Witch, he’s an acquired taste I will give his detractors that.

He was fine until he started tongueing ImTheSwifty's date

 

[Gary Gutful]

Just heard on Tuesday that he is returning and will play in the centres.

I hope it's not true.

How confident was the source about it occurring?

 

[El Diablo]

Hayne is woeful at centre

his best positions are fullback and wing

 

[Avenger]

I hope it's not true.

How confident was the source about it occurring?

Very but I have my doubts.

 

[Gronk]

You guys never gave him a chance. At least he knows other cool stuff like horology. Some of you merkins need to get out more.

Horology ? Watch your mouth merkin !

 

[T.S Quint]

You guys never gave him a chance. At least he knows other cool stuff like horology. Some of you merkins need to get out more.

He seemed more like he was all about whoreology.

 

[strider]

Very but I have my doubts.

So you are saying your source is untrustworthy?

 

[Twizzle]

very confident but doubtful, OK

good rumour

 

[Avenger]

very confident but doubtful, OK

good rumour

The source is confident. I’m not.

 

[84 Baby]

Is your source Jarryd? “Dude I’m totalling coming back to Parra, sort of like Jesus. I’ll probably be captain. Mal will probably name me captain for Australia too.”

Or is it the Tits? “Dude like totally we’ll get Parra to agree to take him off our hands, or we’ll just tell Toodles to make them”

 

[Bazal]

Is your source Jarryd? “Dude I’m totalling coming back to Parra, sort of like Jesus. I’ll probably be captain. Mal will probably name me captain for Australia too.”

Or is it the Tits? “Dude like totally we’ll get Parra to agree to take him off our hands, or we’ll just tell Toodles to make them”

It's Bart. He found the official Eels letterhead when he was going through Jarryd's rubbish, and he gets all his text messages on his cloned mobile.

 

[Eelogical]

Hayne is woeful at centre

his best positions are fullback and wing

I thought his best position was 'coach killer'. But, he can play 'dream weaver' at the drop of an autographed cap.

 

[Twizzle]

We've probabaly made him an offer but his agent hasn't told him yet.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I wish he we would f**k off the Venezuela or somewhere else. I'm over the merkin.

 

[Chipmunk]

I think @Avenger just wants to stir people up about these Plane rumours.... Surely he is next to no chance of returning next season.

 

[Avenger]

I think @Avenger just wants to stir people up about these Plane rumours.... Surely he is next to no chance of returning next season.

Just reporting what someone told me. I don’t think we need him but if we got him for $500k and he played centre/wing I’d seriously consider it.

He is a better centre than Taka. He would be a top replacement for Semi and we would have another fullback option if both of our fullbacks get injured again.

French has dodgy hamstrings and Gutherson is coming back from his second knee reconstruction in 3 years.

We’d be mad not to at least consider it.

 

[Avenger]

I wish he we would f**k off the Venezuela or somewhere else. I'm over the merkin.

He knows he f**ked up. His head is elsewhere and he has heard about the anacondas in Venezuela .

 

[Poupou Escobar]

They're not just long, Anacondas. They have plenty of girth too.

 

[84 Baby]

And they don't want none, unless you have buns

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Hun