Hayne~NFL~RU~Tits~Eels~Dad~Jailed~Mistrial~Jailed~Retrial~Jailed~Appeal~Quashed-Sued~Fat Coach

[I bleed blue & gold]

Welcome back, Jarryd!
Yeah, it's a mock up...still looks good though.

 

[IFR33K]

Actually, I think the better idea would be for a mod to lock this thread and start a new, focussing now just on Jarryd and the Eels.
This is a NEW chapter in his career.
We need to let the shenanigans of his past behind, and focus on his upcoming shenanigans in a separate Eels related thread.
Come on Twiz. You know you can do it.

But but but, how will avenger bump this thread if Hayne finds great form????

 

[Suitman]

But but but, how will avenger bump this thread if Hayne finds great form????

Haha.

I assume he'd still be able to copy and paste quotes into a new thread.

 

[Snoochies]

Parra is like the shoe in Cinderella and Hayne is Cinderella but a footy player instead, and Parra isn't a shoe but one awesome footy club but there is only one shoe (footy club) that will ever fit Cinderella (Hayne). Hayne was a pumkin at the Titans welcome home Haynesy!!!! Everything is in its rightful place again.

 

[forward pass]

Is it wrong that i am a little disappointed that Bart is gone and we can't enjoy his epic meltdown and self elimination?

 

[IFR33K]

semi for hayne. did we trade up or down?

Was thinking the same thing. Players aren’t fickle like us fans, they’d understand if Hayne signed for more dollars with the tits initially. But one things for sure, they’d be pretty excited to have him back in 2018.

 

[Suitman]

Is it wrong that i am a little disappointed that Bart is gone and we can't enjoy his epic meltdown and self elimination?

On one hand yes, and on the other no.
It saves us all the pain of his trolling and it saves LU the threat of litigation. My god, how stupid were some of the things he stated!!!!
On the other hand, it was always good for a chuckle.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Was thinking the same thing. Players aren’t fickle like us fans, they’d understand if Hayne signed for more dollars with the tits initially. But one things for sure, they’d be pretty excited to have him back in 2018.

Except Bevan and Gunco possibly.

 

[Gronk]

Told yas.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Well done, mate. Your faith inspired me.

 

[chiefy1]

I like the moment when I went early and told everyone to lock it in Eddie.

Then Staggs comes out for weeks and starts pestering the chief, giving me cheek for going off too earl.

We'll Stagger good friend - now we can lock it in !

ps don't take offense because you're the best on here.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Yeah piss off, Gronk, you credit stealer!

Good work, Chiefy!

 

[oldmancraigy]

I can't believe we didnt even talk to Hayne.

This is a tiny bit like the Paul Vaughan thing.

 

[strider]

ffs i said he would be back the day he announced he was going to the NFL ... so f**k all your eyes

 

[Avenger]

Jarryd Hayne signs cut-price, one-year deal to return to Parramatta following Titans split

https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/teams/eels/jarryd-hayne-signs-cutprice-oneyear-deal-to-return-to-parramatta-following-titans-split/news-story/e48885b467b543f9d0beb679bace58de

BA making plenty of sense here. Hayne taking a massive haircut and we still have money for a prop.
And we still have 2 spots left.

 

[Suitman]

Yeah piss off, Gronk, you credit stealer!

Good work, Chiefy!

lol.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Jarryd Hayne signs cut-price, one-year deal to return to Parramatta following Titans split

https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/teams/eels/jarryd-hayne-signs-cutprice-oneyear-deal-to-return-to-parramatta-following-titans-split/news-story/e48885b467b543f9d0beb679bace58de

BA making plenty of sense here. Hayne taking a massive haircut and we still have money for a prop.
And we still have 2 spots left.

Weird. He didn't really have a lot of hair to start with.

And FFS Pou, we only have 28 merkins!!

 

[Avenger]

Weird. He didn't really have a lot of hair to start with.

And FFS Pou, we only have 28 merkins!!

I’ve mentioned it in three threads hopefully the useless merkin fixes it and starts doing his job.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I’ve mentioned it in three threads hopefully the useless merkin fixes it and starts doing his job.

It's fair to say his credibility is on the line and we should be looking at someone else to take over the squad succession thread. I'm leaning towards Chiefy.

And whom will he cut?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Who else reckons he'll play fullback? I do.