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[Incorrect]

Queue The Benny Hill music.

If there was as much cleavage and naughty bits on display as a Benny Hill episode I could get on board.... But these 2 antagonists.... the pits

 

[the phantom menace]

 

[Suitman]

I'm still not convinced they're not the same 1 person trolling us all....

They are two unique and different individuals. The one from the west is only slightly smarter than the other, and that isn't saying much.

 

[Gazzamatta]

Easy to tell apart.
One argues with the other while the other argues with everyone.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Yep, again. They'll just keep arguing and bore us all to tears.
Neither will convince each other but both will claim superiority.
Next....

It might be boring to you but to bart and me this is very important! We need to find out who has the tiniest cock ffs!!!

 

[the phantom menace]

*tinniest

 

[hineyrulz]

If there was as much cleavage and naughty bits on display as a Benny Hill episode I could get on board.... But these 2 antagonists.... the pits

 

[King-Gutho94]

A manly fan we ran into at the leagues club back at the Manly game a month ago in the sterlo bar before the match.

Asked the question why there was no photo Jarryd anywhere in the club with all the legends despite his off field shagangins.

I just offered the polite response the club don't want to acknowledge it and keeping there distance.

It's clear he has been wiped and will never be mentioned again by the club.

In 2047 when Parra celebrate 100 years and the best team is named and celebrated Jarryd should be there but he won't.

 

[Twizzle]

It might be boring to you but to bart and me this is very important! We need to find out who has the tiniest cock ffs!!!

yes but no one else does

 

[Chipmunk]

In 2047 when Parra celebrate 100 years and the best team is named and celebrated Jarryd should be there but he won't.

You know, I'm not even sure he would make that team even if there wasn't any outside issues to be honest.

He doesn't make any team a head of 4 time premiership winners in Crow, Zip or Guru. Given the way Gutho is currently going, by the end of his career, he probably won't make the team ahead of Gutho. Thornett probably still gets a game.

Obviously we don't know what will happen over the next 20 or so years, but you'd expect some players to emerge, particularly if there are plenty of Premiership players in that time.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Hayne won two Dally Ms. He is absolutely one of the best players of all time. Perhaps his team level achievements don't measure up but isn't it about picking the best players? Otherwise the pack should be full of some of those 80s plodders.

 

[Twizzle]

He doesn't make any team a head of 4 time premiership winners in Crow, Zip or Guru. Given the way Gutho is currently going, by the end of his career, he probably won't make the team ahead of Gutho. Thornett probably still gets a game.

Sterlo could get a run too

 

[T-Boon]

You know, I'm not even sure he would make that team even if there wasn't any outside issues to be honest.

He doesn't make any team a head of 4 time premiership winners in Crow, Zip or Guru. Given the way Gutho is currently going, by the end of his career, he probably won't make the team ahead of Gutho. Thornett probably still gets a game.

Obviously we don't know what will happen over the next 20 or so years, but you'd expect some players to emerge, particularly if there are plenty of Premiership players in that time.

This is a really bad take.

 

[T-Boon]

I think if you put Hayne in that 80s team we would have won 6 in a row rather than 3.
All Hayne lacked was on field support and a great leader/role model early on.

That 09 team on paper was horrid.

 

[hineyrulz]

Hayne won two Dally Ms. He is absolutely one of the best players of all time. Perhaps his team level achievements don't measure up but isn't it about picking the best players? Otherwise the pack should be full of some of those 80s plodders.

@Phartman.

 

[the phantom menace]

You know, I'm not even sure he would make that team even if there wasn't any outside issues to be honest.

Very true.

I think Ken Thornett (also a state and national rep player) still gets the nod at fullback for his efforts in the 1960s , ahead of maybe Gutho (espcially if a premiership comes our way before he retires) - plus who knows whoever else comes along in the next 24 years.

As for other backline positions, there's no way you'd have Hayne ahead of Cronin, Ella, Kenny, Grothe Sr... maybe there's one wing spot up for grabs, but you've still got Eels Legends team/Hall of Famers Neville Glover and Bary Rushworth in play - plus whoever else comes along in the next 24 years.

 

[the phantom menace]

@Phartman.

True, but I can leave that smelly cheese - I made my point in support of someone else's quote I posted.

 

[the phantom menace]

All Hayne lacked was *on field support and a great leader/role model early on.

*a sense of teamwork and a work ethic

 

[lingard]

I think if you put Hayne in that 80s team we would have won 6 in a row rather than 3.
All Hayne lacked was on field support and a great leader/role model early on.

That 09 team on paper was horrid.

Put Gutherson at fullback, and that 80's team would have been unbeatable for years.

 

[Eelogical]

Is this the phantom pooer thread? It's very confusing.