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[strider]

She definitely passes Gary's stringent criteria (a heartbeat and four limbs).

Not sure all four limbs are that necessary tbh

 

[The Colonel]

you think he batted for the other team?

Not that there is anything wrong with that but I had my suspicions.

 

[Avenger]

Not that there is anything wrong with that but I had my suspicions.

Maybe he still does. He may just be a donor. My hairdresser is gay and a top bloke. He has fathered 3 children for women wanting a baby. One of them is also just a 'friend.'

 

[Chipmunk]

So....part 2 of The Plane act may have just been played....I'm sure she's a Sydney girl who'll want to be closer to her family...

 

[Gary Gutful]

He's not that elaborate or planned. If he wants to go, past history suggests that he'll just f**ken go.

 

[hineyrulz]

He's not that elaborate or planned. If he wants to go, past history suggests that he'll just f**ken go.

Yep, he's probably always had a dream of being a father in Western Sydney.

 

[Twizzle]

Yep, he's probably always had a dream of being a father in Western Sydney.

GWS or the Wanderers ?

 

[Gary Gutful]

The Plane Act

Part 1: Hayne does what he wants
Part 2: Hayne does what he wants
Part 3: Hayne does what he wants
Part 4: Hayne does what he wants
Part 5: Hayne does what he wants
Part 6: Hayne does what he wants

 

[hineyrulz]

GWS or the Wanderers ?

Why not both???

 

[Haynzy]

Yep, he's probably always had a dream of being a father in Western Sydney.

So he's converting to Catholicism?

 

[hineyrulz]

So he's converting to Catholicism?

Why not, if you can put your mind to it you can do anything.

Except catch the ball from kick offs.

 

[Happy MEel]

So he's converting to Catholicism?

"Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm gets wasted,
God gets quite irate."

 

[Gronk]

Gold Coast Titans NRL player Jarryd Hayne is set to become a father for the first time.

Titans chief executive Graham Annersley confirmed the news to News Limited, refusing to comment further on the matter.

http://www.smh.com.au/rugby-league/...h-friend-amellia-bonnici-20160926-grp38j.html

 

[oldmancraigy]

The Plane Act

Part 1: Hayne does what he wants
Part 2: Hayne does what he wants
Part 3: Hayne does what he wants
Part 4: Hayne does what he wants
Part 5: Hayne does what he wants
Part 6: Hayne does what he wants

What about season 2? Would it also have 6 episodes? Obviously the content writes itself

 

[Gary Gutful]

What about season 2? Would it also have 6 episodes? Obviously the content writes itself

Depends how the first season goes.

 

[undertaker]

When I saw that link about Hayne having a child at the end of the year, I immediately thought of that being the reason why he went to the Titans.

Nevertheless, can't understand why people don't use protection these days. Hayne plane got a long 18 years ahead of him

 

[woddy]

The plane felt guilty about shafting Parra , so he left a sprog to be a future star?.

 

[jk13]

It can't be premarital sex when it's an immaculate conception

 

[phantom eel]

Well done Jarryd for taking responsibility for your actions, and being a man of your word.... but lol @ hooking up with someone from instagram.

It now makes sense why he suddenly quit NFL in May... with a bub due at the end of the year and fathered during his visit home in February, May is likely around when he might have found out.

Playings 7s for Fiji was a dud decision - and ruined his chance at a domestic union pay day - but at least now we also know why he was so impatient to land the first NRL contract that came along, rather than wait for Parra's offer.

And over to Hillsong for the last word on the matter:
http://www.betootaadvocate.com/head...n-child-is-a-result-of-immaculate-conception/

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

Well done Jarryd for taking responsibility for your actions, and being a man of your word.... but lol @ hooking up with someone from instagram.



It now makes sense why he suddenly quit NFL in May... with a bub due at the end of the year and fathered during his visit home in February, May is likely around when he might have found out.

Playings 7s for Fiji was a dud decision - and ruined his chance at a domestic union pay day - but at least now we also know why he was so impatient to land the first NRL contract that came along, rather than wait for Parra's offer.

And over to Hillsong for the last word on the matter:
http://www.betootaadvocate.com/head...n-child-is-a-result-of-immaculate-conception/

Im a foundation member of Hillsong and i find this highly offensive.