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[Poupou Escobar]

Wait, so he is a rapist now?
Or not a rapist now?

I’m so confused.

He meant he is a shit player now, and therefore willing to play for Wenty.

 

[T.S Quint]

He meant he is a shit player now, and therefore willing to play for Wenty.

Ah, so he’s been ‘humbled’.

I don’t really care. He’s a fat f**k who should probably still be in prison. I hope he does his ACL on his first hitup, the merkin.

 

[Gronk]

Ron Massey will test his guts. Whilst some of those merkins might lack skill and vision of NRL players, they are still built like brick shithouses and will take great delight in smashing Hayne.

Ironically, like those Hollywood prison movies, Hayne can earn their respect by keeping his mouth shut and playing decent footy.

The bolded bit is what he needs to overcome IMHO, the old Jarryd had a problem in owning his errors and whinging a bit.

I really hope he sees the season through. I see him as a fat 5/8 and the merkin could do well*.

* such a weird thing to say as he has more talent in his big toe than most of them