headlines we dont want to see in 2009

[nqcowboy87]

why i quit the nrl-thurston to play rugby union in france
my wild night with lockyer-palavi tells alls
im a scapegoat-matua involved in nightclub fight
were not ready yet-gallop tells bears they have to wait till 2015
lockyer signs with leeds

and one i hope i dont see

what has happened-an insight to yet another disastrous year for north qld

 

[El Diablo]

Josh Massoud promoted to editor of the Daily Telegraph

 

[Gaba]

Lol

 

[Charlie124]

"The World Ends and Everyone Dies"

 

[innsaneink]

"The World Ends and Everyone Dies"

Who'd see that one?

I'd hate to see "NRL BOSS PAUL HARRAGON...................."

 

[joel caine number 1 fan]

why i quit the nrl-thurston to play rugby union in france
my wild night with lockyer-palavi tells alls
im a scapegoat-matua involved in nightclub fight
were not ready yet-gallop tells bears they have to wait till 2015
lockyer signs with leeds

and one i hope i dont see

what has happened-an insight to yet another disastrous year for north qld

u can add benji to the list as well

a few more Farah signs with the GC
Sheens re-signed after great start to the season
Benji gets injured AGAIN

 

[Lockyer4President!]

"Gallop: I'm here for the long haul"
"News Ltd to new ARL commission: We aren't going anywhere"
"C9 goes bankrupt: RL and cricket contracts picked up by Fox Sports"
"Blues win and alrady talking of a dynasty"

 

[Twigg]

What I don't want to see:

*insert name* quits NRL to ESL/France
Henjak faces sack after poor start to season
Folau fails to expectations
Hodges walks away from football, goes to rehab.
Hodges suspended again
*insert club* about to go under
Palavi strikes again (or another version of her)
$BW, Mundine and Weidler caught in triple toilet tryst.

 

[Sir Biffo]

"Matt Johns: I'm releasing another book/DVD/board game"

 

[Sugar]

"Manly Win back to back titles"

"Souths in running for spoon"

"Qld win origin"

 

[mozza91]

Pearce named NSW Halfback
Gallen named NSW captain
Marshall injured again
any Knights player injured
Qld win Origin 3-0

 

[Ewan McGrady's Lovechild]

"Rebecca Wilson - New CEO of the NRL"

"Dogs re-sign SBW - Out for 12 months with injury"

 

[Knightmare]

'Archer named referee for Suncorp Origin decider'
'Qld Origin selectors sign freakishly talented foetus conceived in Sydney'
'Sweet 12- NRL demands Sydney rationalisation'
'Parramatta, Penrith merge as Western Sydney AFL team given green light'.
'Archer named as ref for Knights- Broncos/Cowboys/Titans clash'
'Archer named as ref for Knights- (insert team) clash'.
'Perth, Adelaide given nod as Bears left out in cold.'

 

[Choppies]

"Dogs re-sign SBW - Out for 12 months with injury"

Probably broke his hand signing the contract.

 

[Ewan McGrady's Lovechild]

'Archer named referee for Suncorp Origin decider'
'Qld Origin selectors sign freakishly talented foetus conceived in Sydney'

:lol:

 

[AILD]

"SBW returns to nrl"

"*insert players names* raped me"

 

[Hanscholo]

'Archer named referee for Suncorp Origin decider'
'Qld Origin selectors sign freakishly talented foetus conceived in Sydney'
'Sweet 12- NRL demands Sydney rationalisation'
'Parramatta, Penrith merge as Western Sydney AFL team given green light'.
'Archer named as ref for Knights- Broncos/Cowboys/Titans clash'
'Archer named as ref for Knights- (insert team) clash'.
'Perth, Adelaide given nod as Bears left out in cold.'

We will get Archer in like 15 games next year. They love putting guys in that hate us, see Bill Harrigan.

 

[Azkatro]

"Gallop gives go ahead for ARU merge proposal"
"Wrestling coach joins referee ranks"
"Gallop pushes Sydney rationalisation; gives Bunnies 20 year guarantee"
"High-def NRL not until 2013 - Nine"
"Kangaroos admit to steroid use"

and the most scary one of all ...

"Rabbitohs win premiership"

 

[KHunt]

"Carl Webb picked for QLD side"

what i would like to see:

"Anasta recalled for origin decider"

 

[Lockyer4President!]

"High-def NRL not until 2013 - Nine"

I'm sure that I read somewhere that it'll be in HD on 9 this season.