"he's always sidestepping sideways"

[muzby]

quite easily one of the more obvious comments i've ever heard from a commentator tonight..

andrew johns, about the 7th minute re: michelle pearce..

anyways, what are some other pearlers that you have heard over the years?

 

[Ron's_Mate]

"According to the laws of physics, which I don't understand ..."
Craig Hamilton, ABC Grandstand, a few years ago, trying to explain an odd bounce of the ball.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

According to Rabs tonight the refs were 'choosing at straws'.

 

[_Johnsy]

Dictate terms

 

[ram raid]

"the pendulum turns" --- Mario Fenech

Always cracks me up.

 

[_Johnsy]

K-Hunt

 

[Twatface Magee]

Whenever any commentator says something along the lines of
"They'll want to score here"

 

[gUt]

It's like comparing apples and apples, you just can't do it! - Ben Elias

 

[Lemon Squash]

The Immortal Wally Lewis comes up with pearlers on a week to week basis. You can tell after he finishes his mumblings of gibberish the rest of the commentary team actually take a second to take in what he has just said and pause in awkwardness after the embarrassing tripe that just came out of his mouth

 

[typicalfan]

quite easily one of the more obvious comments i've ever heard from a commentator tonight..

andrew johns, about the 7th minute re: michelle pearce..

anyways, what are some other pearlers that you have heard over the years?

It was Fittler firstly.

Secondly he was referring to the angle in which he changed direction.

Rabs saying the refs couldn't spell the word discretion last week in the Roosters v Cowboys game. Classic

 

[muzby]

It was Fittler firstly.

tah.. knew it was some gibberer, couldn't remember exactly who.. was at the time explaining to the wife why she couldn't watch 'big brother' on the tv..

Secondly he was referring to the angle in which he changed direction.

hence the reason for my thread.. ain't ever seen someone sidestep backwards or forwards...

 

[roofromoz]

[insert team here] will play from in front tonight.

 

[Card Shark]

Sterol tonight said the Roosters need to be next to score 30-12 with 15 to go .

 

[alien]

quite easily one of the more obvious comments i've ever heard from a commentator tonight..

andrew johns, about the 7th minute re: michelle pearce..

anyways, what are some other pearlers that you have heard over the years?

laurie daley would be proud :lol:

 

[BennyV]

"It certainly is a game of two halves" - Phil Gould

 

[_snafu_]

"Weakest cog in the chain" - Mark Geyer

 

[no name]

Whiz Freeman was up there with the worst when he had a gig.

He was talking about someone's left hand foot being on the dead ball line one game.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y3K312eIyrg

 

[perverse]

"It's a real war of nutrition out there" - Gordon Tallis

 

[Wizardman]

"Whoever scores the most points will win the game" Laurie Daley